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“I’m so sick of politics in video games”

what the person likely actually means:

“I’m tired of badly shoehorned references to the current POTUS or the 2016 US Presidential Election that will age like milk”

“I don’t like to see idiotic swipes or jokes at the expense of Richard Spencer or someone like that, because nobody fucking understands what the hell you’re talking about unless you’re a no lifer that lives online like me and I feel the lesser for it”

“Do you really need to put in a “So much for the tolerant ______” joke in your game?”

“Your attempt at exploring politics through the writing for your game would be embarrassing for a 16 year old to write and you’re fucking in your 30s holy fucking shit”

“I see what you tried to do here but you categorically failed entirely and only made a half baked surface level take”

“Nice joke, did John Oliver write it for you?”

“why did you say “triggered” or put an attack helicopter joke in this thing this is not a flashgame on newgrounds what the fuck is wrong with you”

“This transgender character that behaves like no actual trans person behaves is actually extremely offensively written and your attempts to deflect criticism by accusing your critics and detractors of transphobia and being the alt right are reductive and unhelpful”

“god can I please follow an indie game developer I liked on twitter without having to be held hostage by their bizarre meltdowns every week?”

what absolute idiots hear:

“I am somehow both a nazi and a coward centrist with no ideals at the same time!”

“Two black Nigerians tricked another black Nigerian into America and treated her like a slave. The US authorties got her out and arrested the couple. This proves America is racist.”

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

My girlfriend dose this exact thing. If he's like me he finds it cute.

I’m watching a show Daddy has never watched before but I’m giving Him updates on everything that’s happening anyway why does He put up w me

Wow, 26 guys in 10 minutes? That’s one guy every 30 seconds! That’s literally incredible! As in I don’t believe a fucking word of it!

Source

ubisoft: the protagonist is a white male because, in that time period,

Wow CNN, wanna show just a little more bias?