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The tragedy of my life is that I keep acquiring and displaying fetish art and having to be corrected by my friends.

Most recently, a friend came over my house and saw my computer background and went, "Wow, um, I didn't know you were into that." To which I look at the picture of the well drawn muscular female minotaur in historically accurate Greek clothing and I start geeking out about how I love the detail the artist did with the clothing and I point out the period appropriate folds and pins, how the artist even inserted the native plant that was used to dye the clothing this particular shade in the background, and even how the belt has technology AND historically accurate weaving patterns on it.

Then I start explaining how I love the muscular choices of the minotaur, that I was so impressed with the artist's anatomically correct depiction of the muscles converging into the neck. That many people get an upright cow's neck wrong because cow's don't have collarbones, so it can be very difficult to merge the upper arms and a chest of a human with a cow's body. I draw her attention to the beautiful way they've merged the pectoralis major so smoothly while also staying true to how muscular they've depicted the rest of the body.

I finish up with my thoughts on the artist's bold choice to depict the minotaur as a female, and despite the underlying themes of a minotaur being violence, child murder, strength, and muscles. I segue into how unlike bulls, cow are perceived as mothers. That they are the major source of milk in human culture, and that idyllic depictions of them in a field usually depict calves frolicking nearby, yet the minotaur kills and eats children.

I finish and there is a long pause.

"Urban, this is fetish art." and she takes me to the artist's twitter and god dammit it's fetish art, not a bold statement on cultural perceptions of women and violence throughout history. I have been tricked again.

hey what's up with the "!" in fandoms? i.e. "fat!" just curious thaxxx <3

I have asked this myself in the past and never gotten an answer.

Maybe today will be the day we are both finally enlightened.

Ey that's the good stuff

Real fursona hours 👀👀

Anyways me and a couple of IRL friends fursonas,,, that I designed because I have too much time on my handshfj;; mines the far right 👀 one next to mine is @anh0ff ‘s

This is a real ADHD+Autism moment

I can't believe they'd do this to me

Today on Tumblr: Everyone has given up trying hide their robot simpery

You did it! You broke 2020 down to its bare essentials!

placing each other in a panopticon helps no one

i really think this tweet is onto something

Prime meme material, straight from the source

‘just saw cats’

THIS IS SUCH A GOOD PHOTO LMAO

“Sir what is the meaning of your choice” “mraow” “unbelievable”

Do not let his appearance fool you! he may look like a suave businessman, but he is unemployed and only one years old

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