But only if you really like biscuits
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things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever
change the color used to highlight text on your laptop
move the pictures on your wall
stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all
slightly vary your commute, even just by one street
change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed
drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real
shower with the lights off, without music
buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room
start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing
wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night
listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015
I need everyone to know that Anne Rice and guy who started Popeyes (the fried chicken place not the cartoon) hated each other and once spent weeks/monthes taking out page length ads against each other in New Orleans newspapers because the Popeyes guy opened a tacky restaurant where Lestat was supposed to have died, or something like that
There's a lot of games from our childhood people still talk about However, what's a game you were OBSESSED with as a kid but see no one talk about nowadays? Mine were super princess peach, mario hoops 3on3 and bomberman land touch
Literally such a funny concept
#happy october 3rd!✨
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Hello, and welcome to this very national holiday here at TuesdayHQ. Like you, we delight in the silly little things. Your delight at Twosday, for example. It’s very touching, really. Anyway. Welcome to this completely normal day of twos. Here’s how you’re all celebrating today.
According to @illithid-mind-gayer, it’s 2sday, my 2des:
The moment we’ve all been waiting for (@10x02):
@sorrysomethingwentwrong points out that it’s the first palindromic ambigram of its kind since 11/11/1111—which, if our calculations are correct, was a really frickin long time ago:
As with anything that’s worth anything in this place, there’s an SPN meme for that, courtesy of @thenightwemetnatural:
Twosday affirmations, courtesy of @con-amor-tureina:
@angelscas bringing the Swiftie angle:
Some gleefully two-inspired art by @gleefulpoppet:
@reallybadblackoutpoems’ take on Twosday:
@milehighpie shares behind-the-scenes impressions of Two on their big day:
@recuperationdisliker bringing some classy Street Fighter aesthetique to the table:
And finally, two monkeys for Twosday by @kny-tai:
me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*
my role on tumblr dot com is to scroll through thousands of posts and only reblog the good ones for you to see like your personal tumblr pasta strainer
25 years of ads peeled away
*September 1st on Tumblr*
midsommar:
us:
one flew over the cuckoos nest:
raw:
the shining:
jaws:
shaun of the dead:
magic:
silence of the lambs:
every tarantino film:
(part 1)
*opens the oven after preheating to 400*
Johnny Cash at Folsom Prison in 1968
I really dislike Kawaii Future Bass or whatever this genre is called so I made it sound shitty with a bunch of random samples.
Judge magazine, 1921
read 📖 between 📖 the 📖 lines