Just Thinking About How Funny The Inauguration Scene Is, From A Durgetash Perspective. Gortash Is Standing

they’re just stuck in traffic

This made me laugh for a couple of minutes it is so hilarious and cute!

18 years ago you held me in your arms and made me a promise.

You made me a promise to always be there for me and to love me.

To protect me.

You were there when I was in danger, but you weren’t there to protect me.

You claim that you would never do anything to hurt me.

But that doesn’t stop me from being afraid of being on the wrong side of your rage.

That doesn’t stop me from despairing over the fact that your children come second to your freedom.

A freedom that the ones you claim to love now pay the price for.

The sudden shift from loving father to creature of nightmares shook me to my core and left me fragmented and lost.

The memories playing on repeat in my head seem to drown out the world.

The feeling of terror so unlike anything I had ever experienced. 

I was blinded by my love for you and could not see beneath the mask you wore.

I always thought you were a light in the darkness; that you would guide rather than harm.

I will not give you the chance to prove me wrong twice. 

more long hair saiki

This got me right in the feels. 😭💞

Dumbest fucking thing i drew like months ago and forgot about

SOMEONE ALREADY CRACKED THE WEBSITE AND GOT A MAJORITY OF THE SECRET CODEWORDS! I'm putting them all here in image form because there's a crapton, have fun!

6 images in all, you'll probably have t. Save them and zoom in. Go nuts ya'll!

cant believe i’ve never shared arguably the funniest dms i’ve ever gotten in my life