So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more to care for me, but we didn’t learn I had epilepsy until a year after we got him)
I went after him after I had dusten off my jeans and my ego, and I found him trying to get the attention of a very annoyed woman. She was swatting him away and telling him to go away. So I feel like I need to make this heads up
Don’t get scared, don’t get annoyed, follow the dog! If it had been an emergency situation, I could have vomited and choked, I could have hit my head, I could have had so many things happen to me. We’re going to update his training so if the first person doesn’t cooperate, he moves on, but seriously guys. If what’s-his-face could understand that lassie wanted him to go to the well, you can figure out that a dog in a vest proclaiming it a service dog wants you to follow him
Like to stress fuck Lucifer / reblog for Diavolo’s breeding kink
...I've had. a terrible DA4 thought. What if Dorian is both DA4's carryover companion from DAI and the resident untrustworthy apostate of the game.
Context for this thought: You know that thing in In Hushed Whispers where you learn that everything Alexius is doing is an act of desperation to undo the darkspawn attack that ended with his wife dead and his son infected with Blight? And how while Quiz loses the hand the Anchor was embedded in the fact that there's no gameplay after that point means it's never actually confirmed whether or not that actually fixed what it was doing to them or broke the connection with the Fade it forged? And how Dorian is unflinchingly devoted to a Quiz who's either a good friend or his lover? Yeah...
But seriously though, the concept of Dorian being the carryover companion only for him to eventually betray the group because Quiz is dying (again) and betraying the group is part of Dorian's last-ditch attempt to save them is now in my head! And it's not going away. So now I'm going to put it in everyone else's heads too.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE (9/23/20): Breonna Taylor’s life mattered. There is no justice to be found under this neocolonial system. We must bring it to its knees.
Does anyone else that's a pet owner feel the need to check that their pet is still breathing when they're being very still?
I just noticed that I do that a lot. 😅
BE MAD BE SAD BUT DONT U DARE GIVE UP
Well this is fun 🤣
FMK- Dorian, Vivienne, Solas
okie, so
fuck - solas. i really don't like him. he seems slimy. ew. but i am too intimidated by vivienne and i don't want to force dorian into straight sex so i will scarifice.
marry - dorian. it will be chaste marriage, and i'm fine with that. he's great, intelligent, funny etc., great companion, he does who he wants to, i do who i want to, and in the morning we play chess together.
kill - vivienne. i adore her, but the way she talks about mage rebellion, anders and circles icks me. and, oh boi, she scares me so much lol.
IM BACK briefly
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my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens