if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going
“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”
"It doesn't help your credibility to exaggerate, most employers wouldn't literally work you to death" like, I used to work in distribution. If booking a truck driver for back to back shifts until they fall asleep at the wheel, crash, and die counts as being worked to death, I have personally met employers who've worked employees to death and gotten away with a slap on the wrist. It may not be universal, but it's a hell of a lot more common than a lot of us would prefer to think.
Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.
“I just wanted us to get along, but I guess that was too much to ask”
hey if you're a UK resident can you sign this petition and if not please rb to spread the word
this is an official UK government petition that they have to respond to if it reaches 10,000 signatures
I had the most random ass dream last night
I dreamt that there was a live action Dragon Age TV show and Fenris was in it, and besides the actor being in a fantastically shitty wig, they did a pretty good job translating his character. Except. Well. They decided to give him a new character trait for comedic purposes, it was this habit around food.
It was explained that since he lived so long as a runaway he got really accustomed to seeing food he wanted and just. Stealing it. Not off of anyone’s plate but out of like market stalls. And he just never saw a reason to stop doing it even after settling in Kirkwall. He never paid for food once
It was an ongoing joke that they’d walk by a stall with like bread or meat or something and then the camera would cut and in the next scene he’d just be holding some of it in the background. There was nothing gluttonous about it, he’d eat it very politely like a normal person, the joke was that he ABSOLUTELY swiped it. I distinctly remember Hawke having to make a point to supervise him in marketplaces because he once got caught stealing an apple and it lead to an Aladdin-style chase sequence around Kirkwall
I woke up not knowing if that made perfect sense or was the stupidest thing I’d ever seen but I’m putting it into the world so others can know that was concocted by my brain last night
My responding mantra to "Trans women are women." is "Womanhood is female humanity."
You can't stay slavish to the dogma of the former when you accept the simple, unchangeable truth of the latter.
listen, I don’t care. I don’t care if veilguard is bad. I don’t give fuck if technically it’s sucks. Looks bad? I don’t care. Gameplay sucks? Don’t care. I’ve been waiting 10 years for this god damn game I *will* be eating all of it up, I will be playing it over and over I’m picking up every codex entry, every ore is mine, I will be jumping on rocks repeatedly, I will make every npc sick of me, count your fucking days solas cause I’m coming for your bald ass.
It's time 💫
Vivienne: mages belong in the circles these rebels are so stupid
Me playing DA2: *kissing Anders on the mouth* huh sorry what