In Fifth Grade A Boy Tried To Impress Me By Swallowing A Whole Tadpole Live And I Punched Him So Hard

"average apostate mage betrays hero once a Dragon Age game" factoid actualy just statistical error. average apostate betrays mostly 0 times a game. Betrayal Solas, who lives in sad fade land & betrays over 10,000 people each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

some mammons -_-!

ft. green mams also...

individual imgs →_→

“masks ruined my life” yeah i’m sure the dying of covid didn’t ruin the lives of people who died and their families/loved ones. the complications from catching it didn’t ruin anyone’s life. YOU are the one who suffered the most. Out of all of this. by being required to wear a mask in places for all of the like three weeks it was required. during which you probably had it under your nose. you deserve a medal

dont worry guys he saved the town

i havent finished gravity falls yet, this better happen

sorry another bald tshirt post that came to me last night

he looks how i feel tbh.

Introducing my StansCo AU (AKA Stan and Ford invent the Dyson)

"It doesn't help your credibility to exaggerate, most employers wouldn't literally work you to death" like, I used to work in distribution. If booking a truck driver for back to back shifts until they fall asleep at the wheel, crash, and die counts as being worked to death, I have personally met employers who've worked employees to death and gotten away with a slap on the wrist. It may not be universal, but it's a hell of a lot more common than a lot of us would prefer to think.

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