I think it's funny how Lucanis' "Rook is at low health" lines are INSTANTLY just full protect mode. Davrin just says "Get out of there idiot." Taash has one that's literally just "Rub some dirt in it" meanwhile I've known Lucanis for two seconds and he's screaming "ROOK!!!" "HELP ROOK!!!" "ROOK I'M COMING!!!!!" "HOLD ON ROOK!!!!!!"
thank you ford "go choke on glass" pines for your service. i'll let you get back to filing that interdimensional restraining order now
bonus:
You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:
the first snow
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"
this is going to have me on my hands and knees dry heaving
it must suck to do an assassinate and have everyone cheering you on and hyping you up cuz you can’t tell anyone you did it. you have to keep that information to yourself.
Please, spread this for those who might need it right now
U.S. suicide hotline: call or text 988 (available 24 hours)
U.S. trans lifeline: (877) 565-8860 (when you call, you’ll speak to a trans/nonbinary peer operator. full anonymity and confidentiality)
Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357) – provides 24/7 confidential support and referrals for individuals and families facing mental health and substance use disorders, including panic attacks and anxiety.
LGBT National Help Center: (888) 843-4564
Trevor Project: Call (866) 488-7386, text START to 678-678, or chat online.
Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe ♡
One of my favorite things about Obey Me is that if you put anything on Mammon that forces him to speak the truth, he immediately wants it gone/off and for one singular reason.
Levi: *puts truth bracelet on Mammon*
Mammon, turning to Lucifer: I would do anything for you. I love you. You're my big brother and I'd fall into hell all over again for you. GET THIS THING OFF OF MEEEE
And it always ends with Lucifer staring at Mammon like he's seeing a small little angel all over again and falls in love (PLATONIC YOU BITCHES) with his brother all over again and then lets Mammon get away with shit for a week because that's his precious baby brother. If I were Mammon I would use that shit all the time.
wip comic based off a tumblr post i saw the other day
dont worry guys he saved the town
i havent finished gravity falls yet, this better happen
Stanley is going to lock them in the basement if they don't stop...
#billford #gravityfalls
IM BACK briefly
I've been busy but at least there's magma :)))
HEHEH
I may have fallen off the yanderetober train, because I started making this instead. Behold! My first attempt at programing:
Your Boyfriend Desktop buddy!
Let Peter hang out on your desktop - he's dying to spend time with you. Compliment him, shower him with kisses and gifts - or punch him, insult him, and break his heart. He deserves it, doesn't he?
I've only just started this, and judging by my snails pace, it'll take a loooong time to finish, but let me know if anyone would be interested in downloading this! I'd definitely like to share it.
Safe
TikTok loved this. it's not finished so stay tuned wink wink
I'm choosing to believe Laga Dyga is what Lady Gaga is called in The Sims
Spoopy Season Safety
Twitter ate it up I hope tumblr likes it too
they’re just stuck in traffic
More info on the deleted Solas sex scene
Stan o' war conversations - or: another Billford comic of mine, since this hyperfixation is not going anywhere
I made this while my brain was melting with fever, if there's any mistakes I'm blaming on that. Otherwise, hope u guys like it!!
Hahaha he literally sounds like Stan 🤣🤣
i will sexualise the horrifying and find the horror in the sexualised
i cannot BELIEVE the cops that shot and killed breonna taylor are getting away free while her boyfriend gets the blame. for acting in self defense of a perceived intruder. like a lot of gunowning americans would’ve done. this is such racist, dismissive bullshit
Repaired my fave jacket, got emotional, drew something about it
Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.
Please reblog and spread the word
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There’s a lot of things you’ve done that Becky doesn’t know about