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I promise, you are tougher than you think. You got this.
my mama got home today and she was so excited. she said she got me a present, so then i was excited too. i had no idea what she got me. she said ‘close your eyes and put your hands out’, so i did. and then i felt her put something in my hands. i opened my eyes and
“i saw it and it was chubby and you called a frog ‘big boy’ last night and i had to get it! it’s big boy!”
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Scandinavia:
Thanks, I hate it
The floor is believing that your student group can overthrow the monarchy
This is how Les Misérables went right
Valjean: give me a place to stay please and thank you also I’m stealing your silver
Bishop: bitch you could’ve asked
Valjean: :0
Fantine: please don’t send me away for having a kid
Foreman: how bout I do.. anyways
Javert: hello Monsieur Mayor you look familiar
The mayor, sweating visibly: uh man idk what to tell you
Fantine: k well my life fucking sucks
Valjean: where’s your child
Fantine: *dies*
Valjean: wow rude
Valjean: *accidentally finds Fantine’s child* woah
Thenardier: you can have the child I don’t fucking want it I mean give me money or you can’t have her
Valjean: wow rude
Cosette: k you’re my dad now I guess fair enough
Valjean: I’ll take very good care of y- IT’S THE FUCKING POLICE RUN CHILD RUN
Cosette: *under her breath* he’s better than the Thenardiers
Javert: I’m sad can the stars fucking help me find this bitch and arrest him
Gavroche: life is good woah
Marius: *is sad because he’s alone*
Les Amis d'la ABC: hey marius do you wanna be friends
Marius: no
Cosette: damn I’m pretty now
Marius: damn she is pretty *proceeds to stalk her for over a year*
Éponine: hey marius you’re cool oh you like another girl ok then
Valjean: *is kidnapped by some random dudes that just so happen to be the Thenardiers while marius watches* wow rude
Enjolras: marius we’re gonna build a barricade are you with us
Marius: fuck if I know
Gavroche: hey where’s my parents
Some Guy: in jail
Gavroche: cool
Marius: I’m in love with you
Cosette: I’m in love with you too
Éponine: wow rude
Éponine: *proceeds to dress up as a boy so no one will question her presence at the barricade* extra? me? no
Lamarque: *dies*
Enjolras: wow rude
People of France: *build barricades* yas fam this gonna be lit
Bahorel: *dies*
Mabuef: *dies*
Jehan: *dies*
Éponine: *dies*
People of France: maybe not so lit *abandons Amis*
Amis: wow rude *dies*
Marius: guess I’ll die
Valjean: bitch no
Grantaire: *@ enjolras* so it looks like it’s just you n me ol chum
Enjolras: fuck this shit *dies*
People of France: aw, that’s so sad :((( they’re all dead :((( if only :(( we could’ve :((( helped them :(((((((
Javert: guess I’ll die
Marius: ok all my friends are dead wow rude
Cosette: let’s get married
Marius: k
Valjean: marius I’m an ex convict I stole bread but don’t tell Cosette k bye
Marius: k bye wait what
Marius: cosette your dad’s an ex convict he stole bread
Valjean: marius you had one job *dies*
Cosette: :0
Amis + other dead people: *singing about freedom they’ll never see*
Valjean: wow
Do any of Les Amis believe in ghosts?
Yes, all of us. Did you know that legend has it that a group of rebel students was killed in 1832 and today they haunt the internet with suggestion blogs?
What are your thoughts on intercourse?
it allows for a formal discussion about the mistakes of the government
oby Mickiewicz nie zawitał z Panem Tadeuszem, niech zostanie sobie w Soplicowie, co nam po nim
Kordiana chcę
I rządu dusz
Taking time to affirm and appreciate yourself everyday is so important.
kim possible is so…perfect
Hyped for the release of The Trials of Apollo: The Burning Maze? Made these in honor of the upcoming book! So excited to read it!
how did it feel to die at Enjolras's side knowing he never loved you like you loved him?
So a while back somebody asked if considering what happened last time would you hold Enjolras’ hand again and you said yes. This implies that he would also die.
I mean, it’d be great if we could hold hands without the imminent death but I’ll take what I can get
What’s your best self-care advice for someone who just got broken up with after a two year relationship?
1. cry about it. I mean that genuinely. let yourself be heartbroken. ending a relationship? fucking sucks. it’s horrible, it’s painful, you’re gonna be sad, you’re gonna be angry. it’s going to hurt, possibly for a long time. but you have to get that shit out, don’t bottle it up or it’ll poison you. cry it out.
2. talk about it.talk to your friends, talk to your family, talk to your therapist, talk to your bartender. talk to your ex, if you’re still on speaking terms. hash that shit out. talk to yourself, write it down if you have to. you’re allowed to feel like shit about this and you’re allowed to need support and sympathy and to be reminded that people care about you.
3. forget about it.just for a little while, at first. do something you love, that’ll take your mind of things. probably something that you didn’t share with your ex. now is not the time to listen to the band you both loved, or watch films that remind you of how you met. let yourself get away from feeling bad for a while.
4. live with it.remember that you are more than just this relationship, you have worth beyond what that person thinks about or felt for you. you are loved. you are still all the amazing things that person saw in you. don’t lose yourself, just because you’ve lost them. you are better than that. you deserve more than that. you will carry on and you will come out the other side of this wiser and stronger.you’re going to be okay, I promise.
PLEASE??
seriously we need to make this happen
This:
One thing I love about the Les Mis fandom is that we’re such flexible shippers. Like, most of us have favorite ships that we really love, but I don’t think I’ve seen a single ship-hate post in any of the tags; the ‘worst’ I’ve seen is, “I don’t really ship it but, hey, whatever.” Pictures and headcanons sometimes get reblogged by people who don’t normally ship something, because they acknowledge the cuteness of the post. There’s plenty of multishippers. It’s just been, as far as I’ve seen, a really safe shipping space, and that makes me so happy.
Courfeyrac: *reaches over and takes Ferre's glasses* Do I look cute with these on?
Combeferre: I wish I could say yes, but I can't fucking see.
Enjolras: Wow, the stars are beautiful.
Grantaire: Yeah, they are.
Enjolras: You know what else is beautiful?
Grantaire, blushing: What?
Courfeyrac, from behind them: Me.
Yes, please
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
a short comic about witches and wishes and wanting things.