Athena: Odysseus Is Just A Really Good Guy. He's So Smart And Brave And Funny And--

Sam: "What's with the girls and make up? Like, seriously, they are so fake! How insecure about boys they must be to use it!?"

Jazz: "Aren't you wearing mascara, lipstick and eyeliner?"

Sam: "..."

Sam: "I don't know what you are talking about. It's my natural look!"

Imma start taking my son away from some of yall because i be seeing the most heinous takes.

"Ekko only cares about Powder and would never love Jinx."

THE WHOLE POINT OF HIM GOING BACK IS BECAUSE HE REALIZED HE NEEDED TO LOVE JINX AS MUCH AS HE LOVED POWDERD. THEY ARE THE FUCKING SAME PERSON. AND IF HE ONLY CARED ABOUT ONE SIDE HE WOULD HAVE STAYED HIS ASS IN THE ALT DIMENSION!

They were both hurting, they both did and said shit they didn't mean. Ekko looking at Powder healthy and happy made him realize. Jinx could heal, that his love didn't just stop. It never went away, he still loved her. Its why he gentle with her, why he rewinds time. Its why he corrects himself.

Jinxs will literally haunt him because all this time spent angry could have been used to reset like they did when they finally talked.

GOD- don't piss me off slandering my son.

lots of ppl have mixed opinions on cardan in the first book, which is fair, but me personally, just LOOK at how subtle he is at protecting her. and i don’t just mean when he stuck his foot in the water to scare the nixies away from jude when his buds threw her and Taryn in the river, i mean these:

This one, when he thinks that dains spies are about to beat Jude’s ass over who gets the pretty prince, so he cautions her away from picking a fight w them. And that’s AFTER she’s kidnapped him LOOLLL

And this. really cute and subtle way of saying “be careful babe!” but he makes it seem sorta like an insult. like she would be wasting his time if she went and died. he keeps himself so well guarded so as to not get himself hurt again PLS. guys i am normal about him.

him reaching for her after he learned that valerian tried to kill her AGAIN. 😐 i need him.

And then this one. imagine how he felt seeing her leave the tower covered in blood knowing that valerian was in there w her. and Hollys annotation here. yeah ok im so normal- this proves that he didn’t expect his cruelty to encourage valerians murdery lust for jude. to encourage Locke to take her as his prize, to encourage nicasia to humiliate the twins to get cardans and lockes favor.

AND DONT GET ME STARTED, on when he’s drunk and his families been murdered and he’s officially elfhames #1 most wanted and he’s telling Jude to be careful, that she shouldn’t be at balekins evil little revel 😭😭 he worried more for her than he did himself.

and i could just GO ON. and i shall:

when he sends her a dress made for royalty opposed to one that made her look more like servant/ would allow Taryn to outshine her (she could never tho)

When he told Locke to piss off and began dancing w her when Locke was abt to tell her that he’s been fuxking her sis the whole time.

When he saw her (canon according to Hollys annotations) after she stole Sophie (the human servant at hollow hall) and didn’t do or say anything AND PROBABLY EVEN TOOK THE FUCKING BLAMMMEEE IM SO SICK.

anyway I’m sure there’s more so feel free to add on 😭

But i just LOVE how cardan knows how jude is, the way that Taryn describes jude in her novella- as someone who doesn’t back down from a dare, who picks fights with anyone and everyone, who brings those that pick on her down to her level. he knows his wife so well, even in the first book, he knew her so much better than even her father. than ANYONE even Taryn. bc Taryn was all like “promise you’ll stop bothering them!” Like do you KNOW who you’re talking to lmao

anyway I LOVE TYEMEMEMMEMEHSIAPS someone sedate me fr

Jeff: "You know, that emo girl isn't really that bad"

Miles: "I know, right!? I mean i don't know if i could bring myself to forgive me if someone was the reason for my hair choice like she did with me! She is really amazing!"

Jeff: "...."

Jeff: "From now on i will stop calling her emo and start questioning my parent skills"

I don't know what writers thinking when they made Danny end up with Sam.

Seriously, this girl is so toxic that i could write an essay. Except that, she didn't have chemistry with Danny! Not even as friends!

Danny and Valerie, on the other hand, made so much sense. First of all, they actually had chemistry. They were the classic trope enemies to lovers. They had similar lives. They understood each other. And even when they were fighting, they acted like an old married couple. Valerie loved him for him and not the superhero he was like Sam who dumped him when he decided to be normal again.

Writers should show the reaction of Valerie when she learned the truth and they should made them endgame.

Valerie was way better as character. She had a backstory, we saw her difficult life and how she is trying to help her father. She is the villain Danny made and i love that.

Sam "i am different from the other girls" Manson is just being annoying.

Change my mind.

Plot twist- imagine jude didn't come back to Elfhame not bcz she was upset but because she had found this cute friend group (that consists of both males and females) who taught her stuff about the world like buying groceries or playing video games

Cardan, storming into the mortal world: SO THIS IS WHY YOU WON'T COME HOME?

Jude, literally getting icecream with her friends: Wha-

Cardan, gesturing to the males in the group: MEN? YOU IGNORE MY LETTERS FOR OTHER MEN? IS WHAT I HAVE NOT SATISFACTORY ENOUGH?

Friend group: ooohhh

Jude: Cardan you're embarrassing me

Friend group: Jude, who is he?

Cardan, having a literal fit: SO SHE DIDNT MENTION ME EVEN ONCE

Jude: no wai-

Friend group: not that we've heard

Jude: Cardan maybe you should shut up now

Cardan, lifting up his hand furiously, showing off his ring: I'm her HUSBAND

Friend group: goes absolutely crazy

It would be such a cute dynamic and at the same time so hilarious because Cardan would CONSTANTLY have meltdowns at the thought of her choosing another man over him and her friends would just be laughing and oohing on the side like an audience to a play while Jude just sat there with a throbbing headache

My headcanons for Ever After High main four

Their first day at school vs graduation

It's so beautiful, and the little hat resting on the top side is just 🥹

Amazing work from @secret-spirit

I doubt this would happen but hey it's angst and I'm running with it.

Thank @tryingnotkillanyone for this post for the idea :)

so i just finished the duology……. GAHD THESE TWOOO PLS idk what to feel can somebody plss clear this out for me

A flash of what looks like Jinx’s face during the scene when Ekko is trying to escape Viktor’s drones

He was thinking of her to give himself strength 😭