I Don't Want To Hear Another "timebomb Is A Crack Ship" Comment Again

Ekko, my love, my precious boy savior, if you’re at all interested, and you may not be (no pressure), but if you maybe still want to be with Jinx, boy do I have a way for you to immediately win her heart.

Rio: "Ok, young lady, let's do this one last time, alright estimado?"

Gwen: "Yes, ma'am!"

Gwen: "We don't put our shoes on our bed or others people bed. We call the adults by their last names. We don't sneak into people's houses by their windows!"

Rio: *tearing up*

Rio: That's my chica!

Gwen: Thanks! Let's have a chai tea

Pavitr: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN YOU BLONDEHEAD!?

— How The King Of Elfhame Learned To Hate Stories by Holly Black

So I was listening to the MME music video and I noticed this in the extended verse

Sure that’s indirectly calling Jinx Ekko’s goddess but remember- Zaun’s main goddess is Janna, the god of fresh air

The lyrics are implying that Jinx isn’t just Ekko’s goddess but his breath and his salvation.

SOOOOOOOOO READY FOR JINX TO ROCK THE LESBIAN HAIRCUT AND THEN MAKEOUT WITH HER MALE CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND AKA THE LOVE OF HER LIFE

me if i was living in zaun and trying to figure out if it was sevika or the enforcers knocking at my door

Don't mind me just crying that Arcane's opening song "Enemy" had a music video about Jinx and Ekko's relationship when they were kids and how season 2 gave another Jinx and Ekko song which is "My Best Enemy"

Damn Kya stole all her parents' pretty genes 😭 😂

Also i love how Kya got Aang's personality while Tenzin got Katara's personality!

Ekko and Jinx are represented by owls and crows respectively...

Owls only fall in love once...

Owls and crows are also each other's natural enemies.....

Jude Duarte fans

There is a clear difference between Jude fans on Tumblr and Jude fans on Tik Tok.

On Tumblr, people actually get Jude's character. They go more into her character and get/understand who she actually is. That there is more to her and how she's a selfless person that will do anything for the people she loves.

On Tik Tok, she's only a killer. That's it. She's just morally grey to them. I mean yeah, she killed people but she isn't the unhinged killer that TT fans perceive her as. The "You're not a killer, Jude" thing and how they go on saying, "then she kills Valerian!" Nah, Madoc means that she isn't like him. Jude is a killer but she's not a true killer. MADOC DIPS A CLOAK IN THE BLOOD OF THE PEOPLE HE KILLS. And they always use that fanart of her with blood on her head. I do like it but y'all stay using it, get something else.

The people who glaze Jude annoy me. The ones who think that she can defeat anyone because she's a human who has tricked her way and killed a couple of fae. If you tell them that there are characters who can defeat her, they go "NUH UH." FUCK YOU MEAN?

The slideshows where they put four characters and say who will win and people have the audacity to say "Jude will win." My girl is NOT winning this, I'm sorry. She's still human at the end of the day. It's only fair if you put her against other human characters like Kaz Brekker or Aaron Warner.

I saw a slideshow that had Jude, Feyre, Aelin, and Fang Runin. In the comments, someone said "They would just team up and be friends." Nah. Jude would be disgusted by Rin and her actions, Feyre and Aelin too. Rin committed genocide. And I don't think Rin is capable of making friends besides Kitay. Why would Jude be friends with a woman who committed heinous crimes like this?

The mischaracterization of Jude will never not piss me off.