You Tell Your Cowgirl Gf You Want To Bring Toys Into The Bedroom And She Brings Out A Handsaw, A Vaguely

obsessed with rich christians who say gay people are going to hell. it literally says in the bible that rich people dont go to heaven. like it says that. in the bible. matthew 19:23-26

here are my favorite moomin comic panels because why not

Hey. Your brain needs to de-frag. Literally it needs you to sit there and space out.

If you want your memory or executive function to improve, stare out a window at the skyline or sidewalk or trees or birds on the electrical wires for like 20+ minutes per day. (With no other stimulation like a podcast or TV if you can manage but hey baby steps innit). If you're fortunate enough to have safe outside with any bits of nature, go stare closely at a 1 meter square of grass and trip out on the bugs and shapes of grasses and stuff.

Literally this will make you smarter. Our brains HAVE TO HAVE this zone out time to do important stuff behind the scenes. This does not happen during sleep, it's something else.

That weird pressurized feeling you get sometimes might be your brain on no defrag.

Give your brain a Daily Dose Of De-Frag.

Only people who can solve my three riddles get to date me.

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

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Snuffkin is legit my spirit animal, and the entire book series is goat

I want what they have

Do vampires even get fatter from drinking blood? Do they have fat deposits?

Doodle of Astarion going from starved and newly freed to eating better and getting chubbier

Controversial, but i'm six-pack hater. Out of romanceable male companions only Wyll should be allowed to have defined abs. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

Looks more like malicious compliance, leaving obvious traces of censorship, than a hack job

They are also like this about fluoride in water

you know that phenomenon where vaccines are so effective that people forget how scary the original disease was? I think Americans are like this about government