Cole Finds His True Potential And What Is The First Thing Zane Says?? This Mans Has The Audactiy To Go

In my headcanon Eupharasia can’t fly and Morro is a terrible mentor/teacher

Throw the kid out the bounty and pray they learn

I think enough time has passed to post spoilers n all that jazz so

My entry for @rainofthetwilight ‘s dtiys! Took me a while with this one, the longest time I’ve spent on a drawing, lol.

Hope you like it! :)

Tonight on "Boring Worldbuilding Theories Only I Care About":

So characters are often seen saying things like "gee" and " jeez", which doesnt really make sense at a surface level bc both of those terms have Christian roots, being short for "jesus." Similarly, words like "gosh" and "golly" are a euphemism for "god", and exist as an alternative to "saying the lord's name in vain" - a concept that originated from the Bible and is to my knowledge exclusively Christian/Christian-adjacent.

The problem is, Christianity doesnt exist in Ninjago (outside of that one time Kai went on an acid trip and invented Christmas with the power of hallucination). So that means jeez/gee and gosh/golly had to have entered their lexicon in a different way.

"Gosh" is perhaps the easiest to explain. It probably has a similar linguistic function in Ninjago as it does in our world - after all, it doesnt seem too outlandish to conclude that there are religious rhetorics in-universe that discourage the speaking of godly names. Of course Ninjago does seem to be a predominantly secular society now - relying on religion for tradition and culture, but the actual observance of faith seems largely restricted to monks and select demographics - so it's likely that the practice of godly euphemisms may have over time disseminated from religious praxis into broader cultural colloquialism.

Although that does certainly raise the question about cultural variation in the characters who swear by the FSM's name like Wu and I think Pixal once, whereas characters like Ed and Jay use godly euphemisms - gosh, golly, etc. Were these religious sects more prominent in some regions than others? Ed and Jay, who use the euphemisms, both hail from the Sea of Sand - was this desert once within the territory of one of these euphemistic groups? And did these groups all follow the same faith but as part of different sects, or were they different religions altogether? Much to think about.

But as for gee and jeez...well, what if they're shortened versions of "wojira"? We know she was the prevailing deity back before the FSM showed up and defeated her, and is still worshipped in places like the Island of the Keepers. Perhaps, when her acknowledgement was more ubiquitous, her name was similarly used as a form of exclamation - but over time, due to cultural and linguistic evolution, the exclamation became shortened to things like "jeez" and "gee".

...yeah, i warned you this was gonna be boring. Dont come crying to me if you fell asleep halfway through.

Lmao I laughed way too hard at this

are you kidding me. you’re telling me mateo wrote in his comics that cooper and zoey called him handsome, and cooper (with HEART EYES) called him DREAMY. ARE YOU JOKING?!???? MATEO CHRISTOPHER GARCIA I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.

IDC how cringe fankids are IM FREE.

Zane and Cole's daughter out on a mission with Kai's son!

They have... different relationships with their parents... Though to be fair one of them was born and raised into it while the other just found out he was the son of the red ninja.

(Jazz, short for Jazmine, is the second child of the three kids the glacier pair decided to have! She was born via surrogate mother and is bio related to Cole! Because of this everyone assumed she'd be the next master of earth which culminated in an accident where she lost her arm... because.. she wasn't.)

(Hero, I can't decide on a name for him ever, is Kai's only kid. His mother was a big fan of Kai and after a date turned into.. y'know. He was born! He's with Kai while his mother does uhhmmm. Something. It's fairly awkward, but hey! They're adjusting n warming up! He's gotten in with the wrong crowds a few times and still has to bond a lot with Kai.)

I was looking for this, thanks :o)

I loved feeling like i was becoming insane while hearing this. Great song.

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

sore throats might be the stupidest response to illness i've ever experienced. oh you want to eat? drink?? breathe air??? TEN THOUSAND KNIVES ATTACK

Au Ninjago (I already felt sorry for it) It is almost the structure of the original series except that here they would face Garmadon (if I am being very original lol) and his army of shadows to get the golden weapons. The army of shadows is something created by Garmadon since here he knows how to use his Oni power but the defect of this army would be that it cannot command itself so it needs Captains to command it, in total there are five captains and Lloyd since he doesn't. They take into account the other captains. I'm leaving the descriptions in the images. I hope you like it

Fnaf OC I made

It’s Fnaf 1 ver and Security Breach ver

Fnaf 1 ver

Security Breach ver

I love how in the Ninjago fandom there are certain things that (mostly) everyone agrees on. Like Zane being the best cook, Jay is the fastest on the team and there being absolutely no way Cole can be straight.

I like it here