Nya, about Jay: He's the least self aware person I've ever met.
Nya: He has massive amounts of unearned confidence and is utterly unaware of his own absurdity.
Nya: Therefore, quite good at sex.
____________________
@abunnsburrow for opening my eyes to this quote and giving me the idea
Btw the Administration has some dark fucking mysteries because what is this place?
everyone say THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH to @finn-m-corvex for the tired accountant jay idea who fixes coffee machines with his powers 3 times a day and shouts at sharon for overusing the printer <333
Nya: I'm strong and independent! I don't need anyone to help me! I really really don't want to burden or inconvenience people. I hate being vulnerable and I hate needing to be taken care of.
Jay: okay but like I really love you and want to take care of you and be a good boyfriend and good boyfriends take care of their girlfriends so can I pretty please help you 🥺
Nya: ...ok.
---
Jay: I'm just like insecure about existing in general. I hate my freckles I hate my voice I look weird I sound weird I bet people think I'm annoying.
Nya: all those traits belong to you and I love you so actually I think all those things are super awesome.
Jay: :D
I love how in the Ninjago fandom there are certain things that (mostly) everyone agrees on. Like Zane being the best cook, Jay is the fastest on the team and there being absolutely no way Cole can be straight.
I like it here
Genuine question guys, some please answer- but where the duck did the "canary " nickname came from? Like,, nadakhan never called him that in the show right? Then where did it come from?
the ninjas to each other in the later seasons: "i love you guys so much, we're in this together!!! i'll always be here for you <3"
the ninjas to each other in the early seasons: "shut up, you are SO ugly. i hate you. i will punch you straight into the departed realm, you stupid dumb moron idiot. fuck you."
is this the jamaa version of being knighted