People Really Love To Say “no One Is Pro Abortion” And I’d Like To Clarify That I’m Very Pro-abortion.

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‘Paid In Full (Seven Minutes of Madness- The Coldcut Remix)’ by Eric B. & Rakim is my new jam.

🦀 time for crab 🦀

today i summoned 35 crabs! i caught 15 💰 of them. i became friends with one 🌼 of them. 21 fell in love with me 💙

group picture!!!

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this show is so goddamn beautiful

this will always be my favorite thing to revisit in the winter

cards for your bud. tag or send to a buckaroo who proves love