“My Old Agent Used To Promote Me As The Male Keira Knightley.”

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This..... Would be delicious

YOU GUYS, I'M SCREAMING

Oh my god so in-case you didn’t know harry styles Favorited a porn tweet on twitter and some of the stuff I’ve seen is amazing 

Here’s the tweet (i’m not gonna add the pic for obvious reasons, but it’s in his twitter favs)

There are 2 types of people in this world and this is a perfect example:

i cant breathe 

omg

*evil cackle ^^*

THEN you have the ones who believe harry is an innocent angel and I just…

Sooooo adorable

Is there like, a real person behind these? like, whut-

These are kind of so accurate it hurts. 

Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool. She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.” Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new shoes. Not one kid said anything negative toward him about it.

However, my mom received about 20 comments on the photo from various family members saying how “wrong” it is and how “things like this will affect him socially” and, put most eloquently by my great aunt, “that shit will turn him gay.”

My mom then deleted the photo and told Sam that he can wear whatever he wants to preschool, that it’s his decision. If he wants to wear pink shoes, he can wear pink shoes.

Sam then explained to her that he didn’t like them because they were pink, he liked them because they were “made out of zebras” and zebras are his favorite animal :)

What does it say about society when a group of adults could stand to take a lesson in humanity from a class of preschoolers?

You know a story is good when it irritates the hell out of you 😍😂

invisible string: part 5 - missing your smile

pairing: soulmate!peter parker x reader

summary: mj knocks sense into peter at one in the morning, peter steals ice cream from tony stark’s kitchen, morgan learns a new word, harry the mama hen fusses over peter who has no regard for his health and you should’ve kept her window locked

word count: 30.6k (what is wrong with me, i’m so sorry)

warning: typos, swearing, peter being a dumbass, mentions of sex, brief mention of uncle ben’s death and funeral, kissing at the end (I’d rather call it making out) gwen

a/n: okay, this took a while. I’ve been feeling a little disconnected to the story, but I hope it doesn’t affect my writing. thank you so much for waiting, please enjoy!! I am a hoe for feedback, I’d love to hear your thoughts! :)) 

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“Hello?" 

"Y/n is ignoring me,” peter sniffled, itching his face over the mask, leaning back as he let his feet dangle off the side of the building, perched on the edge of the terrace, “again." 

"I hate you,” MJ grumbled, rubbing the sleep out of her eyes as she rolled in bed, the phone slipping from her hand, “go fuck yourself." 

"I know you told me not to,” peter ignored her, licking his lips as his eyes drifted back to your window, the curtains were pulled back, a low golden glow illuminating your glass window, “but I called her again–”

MJ let out a frustrated groan, picking up her phone, “peter–" 

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