Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria Is Such A Weird Theory Because It's Like There's A Very Obvious Explanation

i am a simple man. i watch dan and phil in bed while i smoke my little cigarettes. life is good

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

@ ALL CRASHQUEENS AND KILLJOYS!

i've been in this fandom since 2016, so i've seen headcanons and zone culture and terminology of all kinds.

with that said, i'd like to present the official (unofficial) danger days dictionary.

includes everything from zone culture, slang, battery city locations, phoenix witch, even down to bad luck beads and the dust bowl.

Google Docs

DANGER DAYS DICTIONARY.

DANGER DAYS DICTIONARY.

for the nitpickers out there, the comics are mainly discarded in this— due to how overwhelming it would be to throw in even MORE overlapping terms and such. some comic characters have been slipped into the regular timeline / universe, just for funsies and a honorary mention. don't come at me, thanks!

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EDIT: i'm glad everyone's enjoying this! my askbox is open for any questions or suggestions, etc. headcanons/requests are also welcome :)

am i right or am i right

your boyfriend / girlfriend should NEVER be your first priority. your first priority should ALWAYS be my chemical romance’s debut album ‘I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love’

im gonna bustoh my god

duct tape scars on my honey slash across the chest hand movement by gerard arthur way is so important to me 

jet star and the kobra kid!

the world needs more frikey fics that have *zero* waycest