"Why Don't You Bring Your Lunch With You When We Go Out To Eat."

having writer friends is being like in the world’s tiniest fandom except to get new content you have to beat it out of the author with a stick

I agree with you wholeheartedly <3

Holy smokes its magic!

Anodization in action. This is how we safely change the colour of your jewellery, no paints, sprays or coatings - just electrical voltage. For you nerds out there the eltrical voltage is changing the thickness of the oxide layer, which causes it to refract light at different spectrum levels, thus giving the appearance of different colour. Anodizing is completely safe for fresh and healed piercings and for long term wear. You can also change the colour of your already anodized jewellery to a different one further down the spectrum and have faded jewellery re-anodised. At @thepiercingurge we provide this service free of charge so you can look that extra rad without breaking the bank.

✨500 follower giveaway & celebration!!!✨

I know, I know—it’s a little late now, we are around 550 instead—but OMG, you wonderful 500~550 people ❤️❤️❤️ It feels so strange…But in a good way—like, that’s more people than went to my school growing up?! 

And to celebrate, I will be doing a giveaway! 🥳

There are two prices to win. You enter by liking and/or reposting two different posts (depending on what price you want)—and you can enter both but only win one. If somehow, someone wins both, I will contact that winner to choose one of the prices, and give the other to someone else!

1. Character Painting

Get a character painting, by me :) You can choose a style and character* (it does not have to be related to this game or fandom)! 

Here are some examples! (Though scroll past the first post…)

All you have to do to enter is be a follower (new or old), and like or repost this post! (You can do both and would then double your chance to win this price!)

2. Design a game detail

Design a game detail** that will appear in the game!

Design an outfit (either an everyday outfit or a ball outfit)

AND

Design an NPC character that appears somewhere in the game (will have a small role).

Give me a rough or detailed idea of what you want, and I will work with you to craft it :D

All you have to do to enter is be a follower (new or old), and like or repost the pinned game post! (You can do both and would then double your chance to win this price!)

JOIN IN ON THE CELEBRATION AND WIN A PRICE! :D

*Fair warning, I am best with closeup and humanoids… Please no detailed hands… it’s so hard to get right :( And if it is a simple idea, I could perhaps do two characters… But, umm, nothing too NSFW. And it doesn’t have to be in a realistic style, send me a few references, and I will try and make it work :D

** If it is highly inappropriate, or very very era ill-suited, I might have to ask for a different idea. But I don’t expect that to happen :) It cant be copyright material (unless it is Sherlock related…)

✨✨✨Special community price! ✨✨✨

I will be accepting ideas/prompts for a combo (a quick drawing) ≈ 500-1000 word prompts that are of the same scenario. 

Write in the comments or send me an anonymous message of what you would want to see—Oh, and mention it is for the contest!

I might also add some of my own ideas—then I’ll make a poll of some that I like or think would be good, and you guys vote for your favourite! 

*I will end it in two weeks. Will randomise winners 1st of September!

@thelandofnothing This in your wheelhouse lol

Jaskier reads The Witcher

Me: Give me all the angst.

*Angst happens*

Me:

Just shut up and watch

THIS RIGHT HERE

The Book of Names lists each person murdered at Auschwitz

I still think about the person on twitter who thought that Pennywise was living in Derry, Ireland every waking second of my life.

If I think about a Derry Girls au too long, I literally pass out. It’s like, what if the Losers were 8 times stupider and more chaotic? It’s all I’ve ever wanted!!

Like I don’t even know how you would even plot this fic out? Literally all 5 of them would encounter Pennywise and immediately scream and try to hit him with the nearest object?? Like Pennywise would starve to death in Derry. All the kids would throw hands the second they saw him.

“Are ye saying you saw a clown, Michelle?”

“Aye, it was a fecking clown, Claire.”

“But, clowns aren’t even scary!” 

“Aye, I know that, and I told the wee bastard as much, then he grew a bunch of fangs, like, total cracker actually if ye think about it.”

“Have none of you considered that a grown man dressed like a clown hiding in the sewers who wants to eat children might be something to take at least a little bit seriously?!?”

“Ach, seriously, fuck off James, go be a craic killer somewhere else!”

“Have ye considered James that maybe the clown is more afeared of us, than we are a him?”

“No, Orla, I hadn’t considered that, thank you.”

“Okay girls, I think we’re all missing the point here! You said that he grew fangs!??! Are you sure you weren’t just a wee bit blackout drunk?!”

“Well to be fair, I was boking all over myself, Erin, to be sure, yeah.”

___

“What’s this I hear about a man dressed like a clown in the sewers?”

“But da you don’t think our Erin is daft enough to play in the sewers do ye?”

“I’m sure it’s just an urban legend, Joe.”

“You watch your tone with me boy! I’ll not have some wee Southern shite tell me what’s real and what’s myth!”

“I tell ya it’s real! As real as my right hand, swear to God!”

“Erin! I don’t want you goin anywhere near no man approachin wains dressed like a clown!”

“But don’t you think the whole affair of dressing up as a clown like, is a wee bit… gay? Uh- I mean no offense son.”

“Still not gay!”