Twofacedcriminal - The Two-Faced Criminal Of Gothem City

Welcome Back, Jenny!

She’s Big, she’s Green, she’s Beautiful, but most of all, she’s Back in Town!

That’s right, people, it’s official! The Aaronian Nightmare is finally over! I am proud to say that Miss Jennifer Walters, better known by her Superhero name: She-Hulk, has returned to her normal, smart, fun self at last, and is no longer an Angry, Dumb Neanderthal/a carbon copy of the Banner Hulk!

It’s not a lie this time! This is real! I’m serious! We really do have the real Shulkie back this time! It’s not another fake-out! It’s not some Alien masquerading as her again! This is 100%, Honest-to-God genuine!

Don’t believe me? Take a look at this:

https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Avengers-2018/Issue-50?id=191208

Somebody get a bottle of champagne! This is a cause for celebration! PARTY HARD!!!

I cannot tell you just how happy I am about this! Seems like all those variant covers showing normal Jen really were clues that eventually she will bounce back, and now it happened! After God-knows-how-long, we finally got Marvel’s Big Green Mama back to the way we know and love her! Welcome back, Jenny! We missed you so much!

Goodbye and Good Riddance to that awful, AWFUL version of She-Hulk we had to put up with for the past few years! May the likes of Jason Asswipe never, NEVER lay their hands on Jen ever again! Here’s to hoping that Rainbow Rowell will treat Shulkie right next year. Also, I’m still looking forward to the She-Hulk show!

But anyways, I am SOOOOOO HAPPY to finally have my Favorite Superheroine back! Since it’s already December, I consider this an early Christmas Miracle! I’m so glad Jenny’s back! I really, REALLY missed her!

I’ve had this for a while lmaoo figured I should post it since the other bakutsu childhood friends thing is out there anyway uwu

Harvey art I drew for the covers of my TwoFace Zine

This is really dumb but i had to doodle it

ed & harv :]

i don’t know about you but im feeling 2/22/22 anyways happy two-face day!

Heads, you get the bagels... damnit!

Breaking news

It seems that my predictions were correct, I knew that on December 2 Two Face would rob the biggest bank in Gotham City, so Mr. Dent decided that it would be better to rob the first of December.

I usually stay away from the crimes scenes st the moment but this time was different I was there getting money for buying Led lights for my boyfriends costume and to repair my guitar, but then I was in a living hell, when I saw Two face gang enter the bank I knew I shouldn't do anything brave so I hide; These few minutes felt like hours and I couldn't control myself but falling in Panic!, finally Red Robin enter the scene Two face active two bombs, I was deaf for a little while and my heart couldn't control itself and when I recover my senses the building was falling apart and there was fire and I didn't know what to do but then I saw biggest problems, a electricity box that controlled the building's gas was having a lack of electricity, that could explote more things than a building, hiding I tried to reach the electricity box I didn't even know how I reach it but I did it, I tried to repair it yet my efforts were stopped by a thug despite living here, had never been pointed with a gun but I always carry Pepper spray, I had to use it and put my life at risk but it was my only option after I tried to submit to this guy of almost 6'2 feet so I hit him with a piece of wall.

Anyway I kind of repair the electricity box, then I heard another gun shot and then his scream...Red Robin got shot by Two face, and he was aprocing him I was approximately 60 meters away from them I couldn't help Red Robin even if I wanted to so I had to sacrifice a little bit, some my plan was "separated the gas form the electricity box and make a overdrive, I plan to throw the box at In the light of the building making the light to explote this distraction helped Red Robin to stand so he take down some more thugs, after this little explosion I want sure if what happened, I can remember I was thinking something I am almost sure it was "Make a wish when your childhood dies, Count to seventeen and close your eyes, Love won't stop this bomb, bomb" Wich it's my favorite song.

When I looked around I saw Two face itself, maube I was scared or he it's just way bigger than I thought well you can't compare a 5'1girl(157cm with a 6.06ft (185cm grow man) he was distracted looking for his guns, bad for me or good those items where near me so I stand and kick the weapons of course this wasn't the best idea, so I guess he wanted to become the patron saint of switchblades and took out a blade and grab me; really I tried everything but I'm not strong, not even a bit and he out the blade near my neck he Throw his coin, at that moment I knew that the coin was going to land in a bad result for me but, so I hit him well in his well... private parts, but finally Batman kicked Two face in the back yet that kick made the blade to cut a little but of my neck, by just a little I mean the blade was buried in my throat Red Robin attend me, Batman was subjecting Dent, he knew that he got one of his pistols shoot in the same direction where Red Robin and I we where, when Red Robin I moved to avoid the shot, the bullet still hit my left lung, I pass away...

When I woke up I was at the hospital with my family, and I was so happy to be alive, of course I got grounded for putting my life in risk.

Thank God, Red Robin, some hostage, thugs and Two Face are safe and this man was arrested for intentional homicide, robbery, possession of illegal weapons, violence, etc.

This stays as lesson to me, in the hospital with a cut in my throat, many contusions and a Perforated lung, hopefully in 8-10 weeks I can go home, so In conclusion Mr. @twofacedcriminal you own me a bagel... No wait better Two bagels

This is Robin Falcone singing off in intensive care