Can We Talk About How Literally 64% Of People Wear Glasses, And Yet We NEVER See Them In Movies/tv Unless

what! the fuck.

can you kill us, the audience?

yea like this

I JUST REALIZED THE OCEAN MAN WANTS YOU TO TAKE HIM BY THE HAND

also have some goofy oldish doodles of my favorite ocean man

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

Imagine the CIA loses funding and your job suddenly lays you off

imagine the CIA loses funding and your pet liberal stops posting

Come over to my house and press my girl's love button

Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.