I Assume Without Checking That Chips Are Named Bc They Look Like Chips Of Wood With The Way They Curl,

Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.

i don't remember how i got this thought but i HAD to get it out of me

your eyes lock the world around you seems to fade away you know what this means

TRAINER BATTLE TIME BAM BAM BAM. BAMMMM BAM BAM BAM. BA NAAAAAA,,,,

Lovestruck

SO glad it was eskay who made the 9/11 joke of all time

I just found out two local gay artists were found murdered in their home. fuck. jesus. I knew these guys. I own their art. I've attended so many gallery openings at their shop. they've meant so much to the community here. and they're just fucking gone? just like that?

and of course the cops are claiming it's not a hate crime.

This is so accurate

When is it sexist? - A Handy Chart

After shoving Hansel in the oven, the witch turns to Gretel - who is currently fending the witch off with a gingerbread chair - and says:

“I can’t believe you thought a trail of breadcrumbs would save you. I mean, honestly, this is a forest! It’s full of animals. Honestly, the very idea that a dumb shit like you thought you could get the better of me is absurd.”

Gretel hits her in the face with said chair. To be fair to the witch, she takes the chairshot like a champ.

“Ow!”

“Did you know,” says Gretel, “that crows are capable of facial recognition?”

“Eh?” Says the witch, clambering to her feet and pulling a candy cane sledgehammer off the wall. “What’s that got to do with anything?”

“Not only that,” Gretel continues, “but they can remember both friends and enemies. And they’ll often follow people they remember as friends.”

The two fence with their sugared weapons for a moment, before the witch knocks the chair out of Gretel’s hands.

“Enough with the bird facts! Honestly, this whole attempted escape has been utter clownshoes. Get in the fucking oven!”

She seizes Gretel by the collar. Gretel immediately sandbags, letting her whole body go limp. This eminently practical defense forces the witch to try and deadlift her. Which is hard, as the witch often skips leg day.

“For example,” Gretel says, as the witch struggles and grunts, “if you feed crows a lot of breadcrumbs, they’ll probably start to see you as a friend and follow you in the hope of more food.”

The witch stops. Outside, she hears the thunder of wings.

“They’ll even bring you shiny things they find as presents!” Says Gretel, as a corner of the gingerbread ceiling is suddenly cut away by a large crow with a knife in its mouth.

“Oh shitballs.” Says the witch, as the crows descend. “I hope you know this is a great unkindness.”

“Technically,” Says Gretel, “It’s a murder.”

I switch my Standing Knight Emoji to Defense Mode and end my turn

Top reasons for there to be a kneeling knight emoji

- Defending women online

- Offering women support when they are in distress

- Commenting on a woman's selfie

- Offering to kill people bothering your online friend

- Sexual reasons

A friend of mine will buy flavored milk cartons from an Asian mart nearby dispite being lactose intolerant because she "believes the suffering is worth it bc this shit is so good"

like i get that it was probably something adrienne said on a whim without taking into consideration the stuff they put in game (with the sheer length of the script i Really don't blame them) but it's super fucking funny to think about isabeau getting sick from milk and yet it being his favourite drink anyway

it's an unironically really good bit of characterization even if it's not intended and only something real information-obsessed freaks will notice. i love him so much.