Adjusting Things In Prison.

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

AI under capitalism

thinking again about vampirism as disability

on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

I JUST REALIZED THE OCEAN MAN WANTS YOU TO TAKE HIM BY THE HAND

also have some goofy oldish doodles of my favorite ocean man

Sulemio defeats Destiel on Tumblr earlier this year and now Tokyo has ruled that Japan's Ban on Same Sex Marriage is unconstitutional?

LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW

Do I get bitches? Idk, do I own a cat shaped charcuterie board with mouse cheese knife?