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Absolutely bonkers shit that legitimately happens in NBC Hannibal (an incomplete list):

Will beats a furry to death while fantasizing about Hannibal getting off to being beaten to death

A man??? Gets folded into an origami heart???????

A villains actual honest to god evil plan is to steal Will’s face so that he can eat Hannibal’s penis with it

Said villain then gets eaten by his pet eel??? After having his sperm harvested so his sister’s girlfriend can bear his child and inherit his wealth??

Honestly just Mason Verger in general: ??????

That time Hannibal waves at another serial killer and says “hello I love your work” before killing him

Hannibal wears at least four patterns at the same time and no one gouges their eyes out or tells him it looks awful

Fish jello treated as a delicacy that the average American would consume without vomiting

Feel free to add more

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Female character: I can’t have children and that makes me a monster. I’m not worth anything now.

Me a tired creature glaring at the writer:

THE BEST PART IS ROMNEY ONLY WROTE A VICTORY SPEECH

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They’ve been watching a lot of cat videos lately.