Someone Referred To Michael/the Distortion As The Physical Embodiment Of The Man-door-hand-hook-car-door

Ight so I realized I didn't link my YouTube where I do chip covers and stuff so here

https://youtube.com/@UltimateUniDino7550

You'll see some of my art in the videos to if your interested!

I hate this so goddamned much but your right,

Two villains who give off the same energy.

Therapist: Manly Parasec isn't real she can't hurt you

Manly Parasec:

It gets worse under the cut

isopod munching on carrot slice :)

I like how the fandom when it comes to possessed John is just

YOOO anyone know what happened to the chipcord???? the server just fucking disappeared. wtf

Been dieing to know but which Michael would win?

i wanna know who would win in a fight I'm talking fist's to fist's. I'm also planning on doin a John poll so stay tuned.

If v1 and Gabriel ever get together or whatever I feel like gabriel would realize that "hey, maybe robots ain't so bad" and then fucking obsess over the security drones, he'd be a cat person for the security drones.

Mf would just like grab one out of the air and come home with it. Like a majestic eagle swooping down and catching another bird as its prey except he's just gonna love and cherish it and not eat it.

Bitch fuckin hates cats yet he loves the fuckin robo pigeon version.

Og of the shirt under cut

Transcript:

Dee klatt: whatcha got there?

Rotten st.: A Jerry can?

I like to headcannon that they are roomates because theyre aesthetics clash so hard

So last year I had a big end of year test for school and I thought I was gonna flunk as I have a habit of reading too fast and missing the question. So to combat this, I had the brilliant thought of reading it in Micheal the distortion's voice.

I WENT THROUGH THE ENTIRETY OF SAID EXAM READING IT IN HIS VOICE.

what was the exam on? Earth science. Fucking earth science.

"what is the difference between igneous and metamorphic rocks?"

I had struggled with earth science all year and some how Micheal helped me pass it.

The worst part? I still do this one tests and exams.