Just Fucking Let Me Stick My Hand In The Fry Oil, Asshole

Terry Pratchett

making a disco elysium spiritual successor that's just an .exe that opens a video of me jerking off set to the disco elysium OST with the words "THIS IS SERIOUS ART FOR SERIOUS PEOPLE" overlayed on it

well here i am in the now-least-shit shithole

realest one to ever do it

every progressive lib vid analyzing conservative thought nowadays is like "first, The Greatest Generation saved the world from Hitler and Stalin, then created an unspoilt paradise in the form of Suburban 1950's USA, only to be ruined when The Great Satan Regan passed the USA Is A Bad Country Law, turning the USA into a bad country for the first time."

You can’t tell me these two aren’t the same person.

"""literature"""

when i signed up for an account they held a gun to my head and made me pick from a premade list of fuckawful tags to follow. literature made the cut of one of the five least evil. already it is utterly odious. nobody here reads- they take screencaps of braindead coffee table poetry. meanwhile i have delusions of being captain yossarian. we are not the same

Dear Diary,

Negotiations have broken down. I think my head will be split open shortly.

Warm regards, girlwyrm

crazy coming on here and looking for people to follow from the follows of twitter mutuals and 95% of the people you recognize are "oh yeah its that annoying fuck. huh"