Also Tumblr Needs To Get Polls, It’s So Vile And Sick That Twitter Voted For “tumblr Sexy Man”

every reblog is -1 hp for charles

I can’t wait until the weirdly puritanical zoomers bring back premarital sex discourse

i go to bars and coffee shops and breweries and libraries and thrift stores all the time by myself and i have a chill banger time i love my own company. so why is the grocery store a warzone. im fighting for my life. barely make it out alive. if someone even looks at me i want to blow them up with my mind

You telling me…

Thanks a lot mcr. So much for me being a functioning member of society for the next few days

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

me during my final exam today

Come back home the kids miss you 💔