my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.
me: i would just give it to you.
my dad:
tak a teď Miloš
[the most awful, horrific, violent, traumatic, horrible thing happens]
Nikki: Wow, this really makes me want to design clothes!
this is exactly the shit i expected to find on tumblr
how much scarier would a frog be if it ran instead of hopped .. u just hear plat plat plat plat coming towards u and u look down and it’s a frog going at full speed
Crazy how parts of popular culture can just be deleted by corporations just because they're deemed to be no longer profitable.
I can’t wait until the weirdly puritanical zoomers bring back premarital sex discourse
So there's a scam/bot spam going around. Almost fooled me, but I got the same exact message on two seperate accounts.
I haven't put in the link into anything just in case. So yeah, be aware lads.
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