LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I PRESENT 3RACHA

I can't believe the shock waves of Sans beating Reigen in the Tumblr Sexyman poll killed the queen of England.

what if we called balls “reproductive dice”

IM SO SANE ABOUT HIM

🎵: Black Tea by Ruffin

Teehee!! :3c

*passes out*

if you told me that elon musk acquiring twitter would be the catalyst for tits to be re-allowed on tumblr 4 years ago i wouldn’t have believed you

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

i want choso to break my back

#glad to see staff doing their part

You telling me…

“you don’t like the proliferation of terms like Unalive outside of TikTok because you realize that you’re aging out of youth culture and it makes you uncomfortable!”

no I don’t like it because there’s something INCREDIBLY dystopian about being forced to soften terms for basic parts of the human experience like death and sex (and even more so terms for oppressed minorities- call me a “le-dollar sign-bian” and I will bite you) purely because advertisers and corporations demand it