Total Energy Expenditure

So let me get this straight

1. Elon Musk buys Twitter

2. Elon Musk unbans Andrew Tate

3. Andrew Tate picks a fight with Greta Thunberg

4. Greta Thunberg ratios the shit out him

5. He gets mad and posts a video response

6. There's a Romanian pizza box in the video which twigs Romanian police of his location

7. He is raided and arrested for human trafficking

That is some fabulous fuck-around-find-out shit and a great end to the year.

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

thinking about harvey stardew valley and being a rural country doctor with a caseload like:

guy who won’t accept any diagnosis except “you have consumption and need to go to the seaside for your health”

woman who asks what gemstone he would prescribe for her UTI

guy who spends half the day trying to give himself a concussion and the other half trying to blow out his hearing on his guitar

two people who have struggled with alcoholism for years but reject all of his resources for it UNTIL someone gifts them alcohol biweekly for a year straight and suddenly their lives turn around

guy who will not stop mailing people bombs but in a friendly way and like this just isn’t on the PTSD screener??

guy who won’t stop asking him vague but increasingly bizarre questions about the safety of truffle oil

woman who EATS ROCKS

and also there’s a fucking wizard. what’s up with that. how often do you think the man goes “why did i get an MD why didn’t i just train to be a wizard i didn’t even know that was an option” while performing emergency surgery on this one farmer who won’t stop picking fights with ACTUAL MONSTERS

Happy Birthday Everyone BBC did not stay down despite getting shot

The Dabi dance reveal remains iconic

Browsing cute wilderness stuff on tumblr like:

* pretty meadow scenes *

* gorgeous mountain cabin *

* pro-life rant *

* flower moodboard *

* picture of a family with several small children *

* dramatic nature scenery *

* a rant on why ‘submission to your husband” is good *

Výsledek včerejší hospody s bohemisty:

Overshare = přesděl

"Křemílek a Vochomůrka jsou dva gejové, to všichni víme."

- náš učitel náboženství, 2022

Měl jsem na hodině literatury obrozeneckou vlasteneckou chvilku a tak jsem vytvořil tohle;

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