It's Not A Drill, Trump Just Called The Czech Republic And Bunch Of Other EU Countries A Third World💀

“this fic was written by AI”

Don’t get me wrong, all my fanfic is self-indulgent. This one is just incredibly self-indulgent. 

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

2 posts with the exact same energy

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

Tumblr announcing that they are unbanning nudity immediately after elon musk starts burning twitter to the ground is like pouring gasoline into an already open flame and then spitting on the ashes. The vindictive pettiness is so entertaining to watch--just outstanding

can’t believe shinji got beat out by a honest to god squid

THEY'RE ALL SO PERFECT IM COMBUSTING

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Stray kids for billboard magazine.

you know how it is with the desert mines

based on this meme: