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what if we called balls “reproductive dice”

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

likes to charge, reblogs to cast

french people really drew lesbians kissing beautifully that it changed the trajectory of my whole life

the biggest mood killer fr

me: *looks for fic with extremely specific scenario that I made up*

fic: *doesn’t exist*

me:

Me at any social gathering when there’s an animal there

When the 'save' button doesn't take me directly to my files

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

i can’t be clocked in at the clown factory right now i have to be clocked in at the microsoft word factory i have a five page paper that i haven’t started due in two hours