Umekoo - Trial And Error

Where the FUCK is "Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009"

men have those slutty veins in their hands and expect you not to lose a lil focus

me after looking at a Harvey (Stardew Valley) fanart for a solid 10-15 minutes:

woke up this morning to a comment on a fic saying they hoped I didn’t mind them commenting on such an old fic, and the fic isn’t even a year old, so I’m going to reiterate: I can’t speak for every single fanfic writer in the world, but I don’t know a single one myself who wouldn’t be thrilled to get comments on years-old fanfic! there is no deadline! it honestly made my day

the thing about cracking open a long-established popular ship tag on ao3 is that it allows you to be extraordinarily picky, and i think it must be the closest thing i will ever experience to being filthy rich. i scroll along at super speed like no today i am only interested in fics with this precise range of words and one of these three tags. only authors i’ve heard of, please. hmm, i suppose i could consider an unknown quantity given its apparent popularity with the people, but… no, no, this summary doesn’t do it for me. no particular reason, it’s just… eh, i don’t need to explain myself. bring me 50 more like this for me to choose from and we’ll see.

can’t believe shinji got beat out by a honest to god squid

I am still not over this

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip