Ok But Status Notes On Who’s Online Are Literally Meaningless To Me. I Will Send You My Thoughts As

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

i love divorce i love when people realize that they aren't a good fit for each other and get divorced about it. more people should get divorced

the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"