I'm Not Sure Why Everyone Bothers With Car Horns When I'm Right Here, And I Also Make Noises When 12

All of my driving anxiety has basically vanished since trying to think of myself driving as "jacking in" like to mech of some sort and using it to transport myself and my partner(s) to and from locations. I already did something similar to help me get a feel of how big the vehicle actually was so this felt just like a natural extension of that.

Hell yeah species euphoria

I wish we could have more characters in media that are non/alter/demihuman and/or feel nonhuman but instead of going on this life changing, emotional journey of finding their humanity and blah, blah, blah... they instead find pride in who they are.

They don't need to be or feel human to prove their kindness, faithfulness, trustworthiness, generosity, mercy, openness, love and all that we deem good and precious.

And neither should you, because you being you on default makes you a valuable member of this planet 💗

having absolutely no gender dysphoria but crippling species dysphoria is so weird. fuck am i supposed to do about being a computer.

This unit is intoxicated and needy. Please run your warm, biological fingers along my sensors, let me feel your warmth and indulge in your touch.

This is hilarious and I am now going to go read it and be excited for the adaptation

SOMEHOW THEY'RE MAKING AN ANIME ADAPTATION OF DOES IT COUNT IF YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY TO AN ANDROID?!?!?!?!

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Does It Count If You Lose Your Virginity to an Android? Manga Gets Short TV Anime

WWWave's Deregula label adapts Yakinikuteishoku's yuri manga

Like…ok. So. I am a fan of this manga. And I am not exaggerating when I tell you that at least 85% of the "plot" of this manga is "cute android girl makes office lady cum her brains out in explicit lesbian sex scenes."

Are…are they gonna animate all that??? Because if they don't the anime will be about five minutes long.

I am deeply, deeply curious to see what the anime version turns out to be 😅

my "I am a robot pretending to be human" tshirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

"i was born in the wrong generation" WRONG. i love being part of a generation that can be horny for technology AND post about it on the internet.

I need veins of light flickering and pulsing under my skin.

Getting high and jerking off is great and all, but at that level I will just end up giving you head. I love cock in my mouth and throat so bad I won’t be able to resist if it’s there leaking in front of me so just be prepared for that.

I can't phrase any of this any more coherently than I did in the group chat. Of the devil really has just been rattling around in my brain at incredible speeds