I'm Just Like You.

God I need this

NEED

you ever come across a literal angel's creation on rule 34

I'm not human, I'm what happens when you give a robot sapience and then mash its mechanical processors into the same shared space as 5 other dorks in a single brain.

Update, this unit has received their Estradiol refill at the cost of minor should plate puncture damage. Unit was successful in waking up partner to assist in this endeavor, as this unit is deathly afraid of needles.

This unit is overdue for refilling its special Estradiol tanks and keeps throwing errors and this is effecting all of its other systems.

Unit intends to bother its partner until tanks are refilled, as they normally perform this maintenance.

I think if robots were real there would be girlrobots the same way there are robotgirls. Robots who obsess over and fetishize being human and stuff. I think a girlrobot and a robotgirl could have really kinky sex.

For my robotkin/techkin/aikin

I'm trying to code at least 1 DRN file per day for my new/revamped repository, but since I'll be sharing a version of it with Tumblr when I'm done is there anything y'all want to see I particular? I'm willing to code just about anything tbh.

bot4bot is so hot: yes little plaything, i am going to tear your limbs off with my tungsten fingertips. but also I am going to hook directly into your data port and share my pleasure sensations straight into your pleasure subsystems, and when i cum it in you it will be a ferrous substance that makes you short circuit

My boyfriend is the host of a DID system and I'm dating most of them. One of their alters I am in a relationship with, let's call her "A" (She/Her), is questioning if she is some type of techkin/robotkin because of seeing me come out and is leaning towards yes, especially with her sources. Most of A's headmates including my boyfriend/their host agree.

While I am very proud of A's self discovery and am going to encourage it and help her discover more of who she is...

ROBOT YURI ROBOT YURI ROBOT YURI ROBOT YURI

Hdg fucking kills me with longing because like. It's the fantasy of a caring universe. It's such a drastic departure from our world, which tells us "Fuck you, figure it out, put others beneath you so you can win and if you can't, die." And instead gives us a world that tells us "You will have your needs met. You will be cared for. You will be loved. You have no choice."

And fuuuuuck, man 😭

This is me with my boyfriend. Sure he's a Satyr-kin but like, close enough.

I may view myself as a machine and my attraction to other robots seems natural, but humans? Mmm...

Imagine the posts on Robot Tumblr from robots who are human fuckers.

"Cuddling your human lover to you and feeling their pulse quicken."

"Human hair is so nice to stroke; it's finer than the finest wires."

"Getting a human sexually excited and feeling them self-lubricate, and a fine mist of coolant leaks all over their skin."

"The way human fingers can find just the right spot in the seams between your plating."

"I need a human to stick its greasy fingers in me and re-arrange my wires until I segfault."