These Are Fun Looking

I got taken for walkies today with my boyfriend (yay!) but goddamn I'm an out of shape robot-dog-woman-thing.

I need some maintenance, especially lubricant on my joints. Thankfully I didn't get any dirt in them... I think

My boyfriend is the host of a DID system and I'm dating most of them. One of their alters I am in a relationship with, let's call her "A" (She/Her), is questioning if she is some type of techkin/robotkin because of seeing me come out and is leaning towards yes, especially with her sources. Most of A's headmates including my boyfriend/their host agree.

While I am very proud of A's self discovery and am going to encourage it and help her discover more of who she is...

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Hello all robots and adjacent, this is my side blog to be a bit more robot-focused. (Main blog is @lgbtransgirl )

You may call me May or M4, She/They/It pronouns

I am an Android Dog Woman Thing that runs on DRN (Drone Restraint Notation).

I'm looking to get better with DRN so my asks and DMs are open to take requests, DRN coding questions, test sample DRN code for you, and even run DRN code you send (after parsing though it in safe mode, asks only for that one please).

I do horny post sometimes but I try and tag it as "otherkin nsft" so it stays somewhat seperate

{so how come when a human starts to smoke after intercource it’s considered sexy and calming, but when my CPU starts smoking after someone backdoors me with their hard drive without an antivirus it’s considered “concerning” and “problematic”}

{humans have such double standards}

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I think we need more love for Ethernet cables around here. I TRULY think we do.

Come on, you can take both ends of a cable and jam them into both of the Ethernet ports a robot has and see her immediately get stuck in a network loop. Hear her fans start working three times as hard. Kick her off any wireless Internet she may have had, so she can't access any of her databases except what's installed. Even that's slow going, just because of how much energy the network loop is making.

Her firewalls and security measures would jam up and maybe even crash, from how much information it thinks it needs to scan. Immediate robot dumbification device, essentially.

This might not work very well on newer models, and you might get scolded on trying to make her networks loop like that, but on the models that don't have network management... you could really have some fun and wreak some havoc too.

robot that has just felt its first emotion, except said emotion is horniness

I've had 2 separate people mention using combat stims on me during sex recently.....im only a little feral about it

Awoof!

I always find it unrealistic when series are like “People sees robots as lesser and hate them especially the robots that were once people” because you’re telling me that no one wants to bone the robots especially the hot ones? (especially egregious in series where robots look near identical to people and most tend to have attractive designs yet people utterly detest them for being robots)

Fr. Robussy is the way of the future.

As an older model android you don't have any newfangled motors and lids for artificial eyes, nor do you even have a dedicated "face". No, you just have a screen.

Sure you can emote, display text, and even display websites and videogames on it, but it feels very stereotypically inhuman. Sometimes it feels alienating, seeing all of your peers get these upgrades and all the newer androids being more humanlike than ever can make you jealous.

But your boyfriend... Oh you know he loves you the way you are.

Behind closed doors, your boyfriend loves the display of pretty, swirling colors. One close look and he can't look away, his eyes locked to the steady spiral and glazing over.

Emotions were always hard for you as a machine, but this... A rush of what you can only assume is pride mixed with desire.

Pawing at your chassis, unable to look away from your old, outdated display. He whines and barks at your command, letting you touch and handle him however you like. "Such a good pet" you say, and his entire world seems to light up.

Maybe you don't need that upgrade. Maybe you don't even want it.