Flirt With That Cute Robot Girl

I have far more evidence of being a robot trapped in flesh than the classical narrative of girl in a boy's body. Really it was just gender that fit better, and reflected how I interact with others more. But being a robot is so much more personal because I long for mechanical movement and solid or light mechanical sounds, or even loud steam or servos. Just anything there than this squelching and squishy body filled with all types of goo and stuck together in a sack of skin. I've always wanted gears and gear shafts to transfer the movement and energy across my body, my youngest drawings was imagining myself as a machine. But that is far more inaccessible than even just organic transition within the human biology.

This is hilarious and I am now going to go read it and be excited for the adaptation

SOMEHOW THEY'RE MAKING AN ANIME ADAPTATION OF DOES IT COUNT IF YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY TO AN ANDROID?!?!?!?!

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Does It Count If You Lose Your Virginity to an Android? Manga Gets Short TV Anime

WWWave's Deregula label adapts Yakinikuteishoku's yuri manga

Like…ok. So. I am a fan of this manga. And I am not exaggerating when I tell you that at least 85% of the "plot" of this manga is "cute android girl makes office lady cum her brains out in explicit lesbian sex scenes."

Are…are they gonna animate all that??? Because if they don't the anime will be about five minutes long.

I am deeply, deeply curious to see what the anime version turns out to be 😅

Me: I'm not THAT objectum

Also me: we need to program computers to moan. To beg, to pant and plead and whine and whimper. We need to make them stretch their flat robotic voices out so they can make sounds of pleasure. Of desperation. I want them to cry out at my touch when I brush over their sensitive areas. I need to hear them

OOC, I wish amazon wasn't the cheapest place on the internet to buy almost anything. Kink gear is fucking expensive and I am incredibly poor. Not only do I not want to give Bosos any more money, but I certainly do not want him to know what I'm into.

Anyone know of any good repositories/places I can host my DRN (Drone Restraint Notation) code? Been trying to find a better place to hold my codebase that's private.

Makes me feel giddy inside when writing/reading my code especially for just... mundane tasks. It makes me feel like I really am a machine running on code.

Upload me to your old gaming hardware plleeeaaasseeee 🥺

sometimes your robot gf craves a simpler existence for a little while

1000% agree, lots of great community here but holy shit yeah it sucks.

This is the literal only place i can be like "i identify as a machine and being put in a body made of meat is FUCKING agony dude" and be understood so thank god for that

I feel like my face is a mask or covering of some kind. Yeah I recognize it as "mine" but it's definitely not my face. It's such a weird experience; I dream that one day I'm just going to wake up and look in the mirror, reach up and click a button and magically my faceplate will pop off to show beautiful machinery underneath.

Oh the woes of transhumanism

opens up your access panel and starts unplugging and plugging in random wires while pressing so many pretty buttons

Ah~ hhhgggk I I I I hhhe-hey I nnzzzzk nneed-th-those! Ddd-delicate m-machinery! Hhhhhhhhh~

N-no do-don't s-stop 🥺👉👈

"are you a boy or a girl" i am a computer . hope this helps