Robot That Casually Claims To Have A Twelve-inch Dick, But Admits "I Mean, I Don't Have It With Me" Any

Robot that casually claims to have a twelve-inch dick, but admits "I mean, I don't have it with me" any time it's challenged to prove it. It really does own a twelve-inch dick attachment, but never actually uses it – it has it specifically so that when it does this bit it's technically telling the truth.

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1 month ago

opens up your access panel and starts unplugging and plugging in random wires while pressing so many pretty buttons

Ah~ hhhgggk I I I I hhhe-hey I nnzzzzk nneed-th-those! Ddd-delicate m-machinery! Hhhhhhhhh~

N-no do-don't s-stop πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

2 months ago

This machine is experiencing chassis dysphoria...

1 month ago

Because of this post made by @mechanical-sunchild I started thinking of some resources to check on basic information for most tech/AI/machine kins, this is not a comprehensive guide, just a starting point in research.

(Keep in mind this is are the ones that readily came to mind, some are just quick google searches and I'll probably edit this at some point)

Gold mining (a very common metal in most if not all electronics)

https://www.sciencing.com/facts-5218981-effects-gold-mining-environment/

https://earthworks.org/issues/environmental-impacts-of-gold-mining/

Lithium mining (main ingredient in most batteries)

https://www.mining-technology.com/analyst-comment/lithium-mining-negative-environmental-impact/?cf-view=&cf-closed=

Servers environmental danger (for if you are a program or use the cloud)

https://thereader.mitpress.mit.edu/the-staggering-ecological-impacts-of-computation-and-the-cloud/

Lead sautering in electronics (it's still a common practice, but more so before 2003 in the US)

https://www.eptac.com/blog/leaded-vs-lead-free-solder-which-is-better

AI and LLMS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPZh9BOjkQs

General places to find news (please don't just read from these, they are good starting points but not all there is)

Environmental org that specifies on mining and oil

news site that centers in mining and technology

General video essays (these are more technology/internet non-specific yet still usefull, I'd recomend at least checking the sources)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqPd6MShV1o&t=2442s

For general legislation those are more country/state/province based, I'd recommend keeping an eye on non profits or official government sites/social media or local news (sort by topics/hashtags/keywords on most news sites)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLgNN-czUpY

I know it's a lot, but if you tackle things one by one I promise it gets easier.

Lastly, for work conditions, check not just the company, but components makers. Most semiconductors and are usually made by TSMC for example, just pick something and go up the line of production (wikipedia is great for that!) and see some of the companie practices.

2 months ago

Me: I'm not THAT objectum

Also me: we need to program computers to moan. To beg, to pant and plead and whine and whimper. We need to make them stretch their flat robotic voices out so they can make sounds of pleasure. Of desperation. I want them to cry out at my touch when I brush over their sensitive areas. I need to hear them

2 months ago

I get the appeal of HDG because it would be great to, despite all of your flaws and issues and trauma, be loved and taken care of unconditionally in a way that our real life society struggles to/can't and that even we can't do for ourselves sometimes. As someone who is mentally ill and physically disabled I definitely see the appeal.

But like... Outside of willing florets it's basically just colonization and enslavement? It's a super fucked up piece of fiction by nature. I saw another post on here that said the Affini are akin to a Warhammer faction and like... Yeah, they're right.


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2 months ago

In this house we stand for the flag.

Do Your Patriotic Duty. Salute The Flag.

Do your patriotic duty. Salute the flag.

2 months ago

The struggle between wanting to look like a sexy humanoid robot, wanting to look like a fucked up combat mech, and wanting to look like an inhuman monstrous amalgamation of steel and circuitry is real.


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1 month ago

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Can I request a techkin/computerkin stimboard (if you havent made one already)? /nf

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3 weeks ago

girls when they lie on the internet

Are you a robot?

captcha titled: "I'm not a robot"

button titled: "Create blog"
2 months ago
You Will Never Understand My Pain

you will never understand my pain


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