Hmm... What A Pretty Piece Of Machinery, Such A Shame You're Having All These Issues. Let's Get You On

Hmm... what a pretty piece of machinery, such a shame you're having all these issues. Let's get you on the table, yeah? There we go, such a good girl. Hmm. You're overheating. Is there an issue with your cooling system now too, or are you just that easy to fluster? Silence? I thought so. Alright, on with the diagnostic. That's why you're here, isn't it? Mmm. Alright, then let's get started. The cable? This one? Oh, it's just to make sure your software is alright, nothing to worry about. What am I typing? Oh.. I found... a problem! Yeah, a problem. That's all. Oh, you're feeling... off? Interesting. Must just be from the... bug.... getting fixed. You'll feel better soon, I'm sure. Now let's get these pesky legs off and see what's inside, yeah? Good girl.

clink clank clunk

There it is! I found the issue. See this bit of metal? See the scuff marks? Yeah, it's been rubbing up against your other gears and bits and bobs and such. Easy fix. But I am *awfully* concerned about the sound your left arm is making. What sound? What sound? You don't hear it? Here, I'll just pop it off real quick and take a peek, okay?

click, clink, clank

Hmm..... found it! Some gears grinding in an unpleasant way, that's all. A little oil should fix that right up! Why are you still hooked up to the computer? It's still... running software checks, yeah... software checks, darling. Are you feeling any better than before? Hmm, still feeing funny? What kind of funny? Judging by the squirming, I think I know exactly what kind. Let's take care of that, shall we?

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1 month ago
Kitab - Robot Girl

Kitab - Robot Girl

So where does the desire to become a robot girl come from? Well...

Transcription below the fold:

1. I'm in my Baroness stealth armor (I don't really have Baroness stealth armor, but anything is possible in comics.) and addressing the reader. Me: What kind of weirdo would want to become a robot? Me: Um … me.

2. Artistic rendering of a scene from Superman III when Vera gets assimilated by the supercomputer. Me: The television debut of Superman III happened in the spring of 1986, and there was that scene toward the end… Me: You know the one.

3. Little kid me sits in front of the television and takes in the robot girl visions. Me: I was 11 years old and awash in the hormones of puberty. Young Me: Okay, that's … scary. But also weirdly kinda hot.

4. Little kid me sits in the theater, MST3K silhouette style, looking up at Arcee on the silver screen. Me: Later that summer, Transformers: the Movie hit theaters, and I was introduced to Autobot girl Arcee. Young Me (excited): Girl Transformer!

5. Assimilated Seven of Nine in her Borg alcove, illuminated by the green zappy behind her. Me: Then there was the Borg and their heavy rubber kinky cybernetics. Specifically Seven of Nine.

6. The glossy white Björk-bot from her video for "All Is Full Of Love". Me: Björk's "All Is Full Of Love" video did things to my brain. Me: That was the same year I came out as transgender.

7. Sepia-ish black and white artistic rendering of Maria the robot girl from Fritz Lang's Metropolis. Me: With the help of the early internet, I discovered the original robot girl of cinema, Maria from Metropolis.

8. Speculative glossy white robot me with pink and blue highlights. Me: How cool would it be to be a girl and a robot?! Hmm! Girl Transformer! Arrow Text: Design still in alpha.

9. Back to me again, looking a bit forlorn in my Baroness stealth armor. (Which is still awesome, don't get me wrong!) Me: Sadly, at age 50, I'm still made of meat. Arrow Text Left: Sexy, jet black, body hugging stealth armor Arrow Text Right: doe create a passable robotic look.


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