Latest Posts by unmightywaffle - Page 5

And then people who do neither ask, “Why don’t you play them yourself?”  The correct answer would be, “We’re lazy and crave cheap entertainment.” 

People wonder why I watch other people play online games. I wonder why they watch other people play sports.

It’s a risk you have to take. 

People who don’t sleep enough die sooner. People who do, sleep through that extra time.

Religious people that haven’t read their Holy book are basically clicking “Agree” without reading the Terms and Conditions

This is the internet before the internet. 

Who wouldn’t. 

But then there’s CORN! :DD 

Potatoes give us chips, fries, and vodka. Get your shit together, other vegetables…

It’ll be sad to see him go. 

Rest in Pepperoni Obama, you will be dearly missed. 

Official White House photographer Pete Souza captured an estimated 2 million photos over 8 years while Obama was in office… Here’s a selection of some of his favourite shots.

“No, the rocks aren’t shaped like sheep! The sheep are all shaped like rocks!”

Human beings are changing constantly, so really, the oldest person would’ve seen many different generations of humans existing. Really, the oldest computers would be even more amazing, because if they can survive for millennia they could witness entire changes in society.  The Rosetta Stone is also a good example of how humans evolve over the years, as it contains three different ways of writing, all in one location.  Time capsules are also great, as they can keep information stored for who knows how long, keeping many different things about humans at the time of it’s burial. 

Honestly, this post went into a weird direction. What can I say though, I enjoy talking about things that no one cares about, and probably already know. 

If the oldest person on earth is 116 years old, then 117 years ago, there was a completely different set of human beings on earth.

That’s not a caterpillar, that’s a demon. 

~ A E S T H E T I C S ~ 

can you make a photo-shop thingy using a pickle and whatever else you want?

Never worry about Dennys.  Dennys always finds a way. 

I am legitimately concerned for whoever runs this blog

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No one cares about Jesus. 

We have a ton of detailed information on Alexander the Great, who lived hundreds of years before Jesus. Yet curiously there is nothing on Jesus apart from the bible.

What the bloody hell even are these photos. 

Hell yeah, nominated for Best Rock Video at the 2016 MTV Video Music Awards 🙌  let’s win this thing. 

Biologically Delicious

Yes. 

if colleges really want to prepare high school students for today’s job market then they should only accept students who “ at least 2-3 years college experiance”.

Minecraft. I'm not a hipster.

honestly though reblog this with like your favorite video game soundtrack because game music is fun

@zoetheawkard NEVER

The human body is over 70% water so really we are just advanced cucumbers with anxiety

@zoetheawkard

“Is it a free action to have an existential crisis?”

“Are you seriously going to fight him with a ballpoint pen?” “The pen is mightier than the sword”

(via outofcontextdnd)

Magical Highlighter:  Make yourself look like a CGI character! 

Warning: May contain trace elements of pixie dust and nuts. 

“You could buy syrupy nostalgia by the can to sweeten your tea in summer, but most of it was sold by the barrel to manipulative ad companies.” -QuietPineTrees l

But technically, it is easier to sort things using generalizations. 

clothes have no gender

haircuts have no gender

video games have no gender

makeup has no gender

sometimes, people have no gender

don’t constrict yourself with labels and do what makes you happy. 

Every.  Bloody.  Day. 

Making Plans 📞

“He saw MissingNo. in the basement, even without a phone. It wasn’t flat like he thought. A motley of static camouflaged teeth and dark eyes.” -QuietPineTrees

when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell

Happens far too often. 

when the reaction gif doesn’t match with the content of the text post

Better than the Glow Cloud. 

What Should We Draw #20 - CUBE (w/ Adam Conover)

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...But then how do you make tea..? 

You're a great cook

I can’t even boil water