Unrecommendedforyou - NOT Kicking The Baby

be wary of the houses in the foothills.

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Just realized I never posted the full video on my tumblr soooo… mkay

this is superior humor

You’ve heard of elf on a shelf??? brace yourselves for

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

Damn it. I just wish once you would say something stupid so I could ignore it.

The lord sure is testing me