Unrecommendedforyou - NOT Kicking The Baby

why do they let the worlds most boring people direct movies

Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

Damn it. I just wish once you would say something stupid so I could ignore it.

“bröther, what have they done to you”

Okay- Okay- So, a couple of days after Security Breach came out some pals and I hopped on VRchat to goof around in the new avatars.

We went to Sun’s daycare and quickly had the big brain idea to stack the cylinder thingies and put lil ol me on top. The highest we got up to was 5. When I got up there I was just vibin until the tower started to fall. Now, if you know VRchat, you know that grabbing the center of that tower was a horrible idea. It sent me and the rest of the tower FLYING XD

And man, I tell ya. I completely lost my composure at that one point of our hang out. The three of us could not stop LAUGHING for like 15 minutes over my friend goin “where’s thE CHiLD??” I cant convey how funny it looked and sounded in this comic but I tried XD The first thing I said after I could breathe again was “Man,,, friggin,, I gotta draw this dude, that’d be so funny” XD

Also bonus:

Me literally losing it on my way back from having the tower sneeze and yeeting my soul in the other direction. As soon as I explained what I saw the other two lost it as well XD

I’m alive

This felt like a punch to the throat

I want my gay rights now! - Marsha P. Johnson (NYC Pride Parade, 1973)