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I’ve said it before, and I will say it again.

If you want Roe v Wade overturned, but don’t support:

Comprehensive sexual education in schools

Easy and affordable access to contraception

Access to adequate and affordable prenatal care

Paid parental leave

Subsidized childcare

CHIP (Children’s Health Insurance Program)

WIC,

Then you don’t actually care about reducing abortions or protecting children. You just want to punish people with uteruses for having sex.

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on second thought, the aliens can have him

thank you for 5 years of entertainment, @buzzfeedunsolved 👻👽🔍

i’ve watched this show since the first season, and you guys never fail to make me laugh even through the scariest moments :’D i’m sad to see it go, but also so excited to watch the finale!

thanks for all the memes and mysteries. good luck with the new company @wearewatcher 👁👄👁

true crime version of this coming soon…?

“Eric sit down! Five Nights at Freddy’s is not real!”

“YES IT IS!! THEYRE COMING! GUYS YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!!”

“Cartman sit down!” “mrph mrph mrph”

“Okay yall were gonna be learning about the American revolu-”

*enter Freddy Fazbear singing to the tune of the toreador song from the opera Carmen* “horph horph horph horph”

“NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!”