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Humans are weird

An alien’s observations on a human subject:

~ Subject mentions the fact that they are lactose intolerant every time they consume something with dairy in it.

~ Subject’s bones often make crunching noises. Subject assures me that this is somewhat normal.

~ Subject likes to put pictures together, one small irregularly shaped piece at a time, even though the picture is right in front of them.

~ Subject eats frozen food, even though this causes mild distress to their eating orifice.

~ Subject’s sleep schedule changes weekly. They do not understand this either.

~ Subject holds onto obsolete technology, despite not having the required device to even operate this technology.

~ Subject will trip over the same object periodically. They make no attempt to move said object.

d’aw.

things you don’t point out about people:

acne

cuts

Scars

body hair in places you’re not used to it being???

fat rolls/curves

how much/how little they’re eating

how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are

How fat they are.

If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed

If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

why do they let the worlds most boring people direct movies

Wilbur tweeted!

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

This is a fucking renaissance painting

Love how this is phrased like it’s an archaeological find