Another Another Sp Art Dump ✌🏼

Okay- Okay- So, a couple of days after Security Breach came out some pals and I hopped on VRchat to goof around in the new avatars.

We went to Sun’s daycare and quickly had the big brain idea to stack the cylinder thingies and put lil ol me on top. The highest we got up to was 5. When I got up there I was just vibin until the tower started to fall. Now, if you know VRchat, you know that grabbing the center of that tower was a horrible idea. It sent me and the rest of the tower FLYING XD

And man, I tell ya. I completely lost my composure at that one point of our hang out. The three of us could not stop LAUGHING for like 15 minutes over my friend goin “where’s thE CHiLD??” I cant convey how funny it looked and sounded in this comic but I tried XD The first thing I said after I could breathe again was “Man,,, friggin,, I gotta draw this dude, that’d be so funny” XD

Also bonus:

Me literally losing it on my way back from having the tower sneeze and yeeting my soul in the other direction. As soon as I explained what I saw the other two lost it as well XD

His smile at the end put one on my face, as well.

Remember when stan wrote a song for kyle (technically. he wrote it so kyle would come back) and everyone proceeded to call it a gay little song

this is superior humor

Foul mouthed children

Just realized I never posted the full video on my tumblr soooo… mkay

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Great Pretender Artbreeder

makoto was the hardest not gonna lie

We abducted humans.

To be fair, we abducted members of every new race. Abduct a small percentage of the population, expose them to some galactic prisoners, and we get a good idea of what germs, diseases, and viruses will make the jump between races. Do this over the course of a [roughly equivalent to a century], and you get a good idea of what there is, how quickly it mutates, etc. You also have the time to develop vaccines for any races that might be affected by the new race (including itself- we’re not heartless).

But we underestimated humans.

It was [roughly equivalent to four decades] into our testing of humanity. We picked up a human from his transport and placed him in a containment cell. He had some nutrients with him, and we picked that up too: less we had to feed him later.

But we underestimated the resourcefulness of humans.

Something went wrong- we think it was a door malfunction- and he escaped the cell. He disabled the guards easily (we suspect they were less alert than they should have been) and took their weapons. We locked all hatches, hoping to seal him in the laboratory wing. Unfortunately, he hacked the shipboard computer, gaining control of all systems. He made his way to the bridge, where he took the captain hostage. We offered him riches, technologies beyond human understanding.

But we underestimated the stubbornness of humans.

He was paid us no mind as he wrestled with the controls, as if on some quest. He punched numbers and figures into the console, and mumbled something about ‘being lit on fire’ by a superior. He set the ship down on the other side of the city from where he was picked up and opened the doors. We braced ourselves for a military confrontation, but it seemed like we were outside another human’s abode. He jumped out, carrying the nutrients with him.

We underestimated Domino’s 30-minute or free guarantee.