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I like how everybody is paired off haha

“bye ghosts I love you” is the new “hey there demons it’s me ya boy” and we need to elevate it to meme status

things you don’t point out about people:

acne

cuts

Scars

body hair in places you’re not used to it being???

fat rolls/curves

how much/how little they’re eating

how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are

How fat they are.

If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed

If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

People who are younger than you but taller

most iconic things shane madej has said in buzzfeed unsolved 

 “yeah, that rings a bell or two, that shakes a tambourine.” 

“let me spin you a yarn, that you shan’t soon forget. I’m being eaten alive by crabs right now.” 

“I’M STRAAAANGE, AND OFF-PUTTING !” 

“I’m disrespectful, but I’m talking to dust and cobwebs.” 

“HOW DARE YOU DISPOSE OF MY BODY” 

“Cops in the 70s were like, oh you just killed someone ? You got 20 bucks ?” 

Everything he said on Goatman’s Bridge. 

*imitating a man claiming to be D.B Cooper on his deathbed* “I have something to tell you…… I’m the phantom of the skyyyyyyy” 

*laying down on a pentagram* “ROCK N ROLL, BUCKAROO” 

“Look I’m not here as a doctor. I just wanna see some of this crazy shit.” 

“You better watch out or Yankee Jim will give you some taffy. Some folks say they hear him playing a jolly little kazoo tune in the middle of the night.” 

WHEN the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold