my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m
High contrast
Henryk Siemiradzki (Polish,1843–1902)
The new bracelet, 19th century
just a little guy grocery shopping
I want my gay rights now! - Marsha P. Johnson (NYC Pride Parade, 1973)
Keukenhof Botanical Garden in Lisse, Netherlands ~ Melis Andreea
being queer and seeing historical queer love is like a punch to the gut in a good way every time
just a reminder this photo exists 😗
Okay- Okay- So, a couple of days after Security Breach came out some pals and I hopped on VRchat to goof around in the new avatars.
We went to Sun’s daycare and quickly had the big brain idea to stack the cylinder thingies and put lil ol me on top. The highest we got up to was 5. When I got up there I was just vibin until the tower started to fall. Now, if you know VRchat, you know that grabbing the center of that tower was a horrible idea. It sent me and the rest of the tower FLYING XD
And man, I tell ya. I completely lost my composure at that one point of our hang out. The three of us could not stop LAUGHING for like 15 minutes over my friend goin “where’s thE CHiLD??” I cant convey how funny it looked and sounded in this comic but I tried XD The first thing I said after I could breathe again was “Man,,, friggin,, I gotta draw this dude, that’d be so funny” XD
Also bonus:
Me literally losing it on my way back from having the tower sneeze and yeeting my soul in the other direction. As soon as I explained what I saw the other two lost it as well XD
You can’t tell me that Gregory wouldn’t do this just to mess with Monty :P
so security breach.
i love when you call freddy and he comes from a direction he either feasibly cannot or that you don't have access to yet it's so fucking funny to me
bonus doodle because i think gregory and freddy's dynamic is so silly. my favourite father (robot) and son (human?) duo.
⚠️flash warning⚠️
dolores just wants to sleep
Was expecting freddy to body slam every single person he sees but this is way better
ENCANTO (2021) - Songs by Lin-Manuel Miranda
https://twitter.com/profannieoakley/status/1357768408671027202
This thread is gold… make your own here: https://htck.github.io/bayeux/#!/
thank you for 5 years of entertainment, @buzzfeedunsolved 👻👽🔍
i’ve watched this show since the first season, and you guys never fail to make me laugh even through the scariest moments :’D i’m sad to see it go, but also so excited to watch the finale!
thanks for all the memes and mysteries. good luck with the new company @wearewatcher 👁👄👁
true crime version of this coming soon…?
holy water gun shenanigans
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Saves Izzy without hesitation
Quickly comforts Sadie
Checks to see if Bridgette is okay and does not force her to do the challenge
kindly persuades Harold to go for it
kindly encourages Duncan to face his fear
admits that she messed up
calls for the Tyler roasts to come to an end
was happy to see the good in Duncan
Calls out Duncan and Geoff for bullying Harold and doesn’t know that Harold is going to screw her over 😑
checks on Duncan and brings him food
acts empathic towards Geoff and doesn’t chew him out for losing
still wants Duncan to win even though he was the partial cause of her departure
calls Gwen “smart”
gives kudos to Leshawna
still looks out for Duncan
still looks out for Leshawna
worries about the safety of those that surpassed her
“Dunkie!”
thinks they are about to die and immediately hugs Duncan
“Chris! Owen and Izzy need help!”
is sorry about sitting on Gwen’s hurt hand
makes the effort to heal Gwen’s hurt hand when Gwen could have easily gone to an infirmary
Many of these moments contradict the idea that Courtney is totally evil.
WHAT THE FCK THIS POPCORN JUST BIT ME!
the best thing in the entire goddamn world is the fact that human beings have hands perfectly capable of giving amazing scritches and there are hundreds of animals out there who just love being scritched
Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard
The face of someone who enjoyed their snack
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This felt like a punch to the throat