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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33
I feel like we don’t appreciate Jed’s phenomenal communication skills enough
like, he has absolutely no issue going “when you do this, it makes me feel like this, and I don’t like it” and I think that’s freaking fantastic
he clearly communicates his boundaries, and not only sets them but explains why he has them and how it makes him feel when they’re violated
like, he doesn’t have to do that, but he does
he is so in tune with his emotions and literally has no issue communicating them
and especially considering he’s a guy (and a guy from the Wild West at that) and he’s still so in tune with his feelings and has no issue expressing and communicating them healthily?
Someone give this cowboy a reward right fuckin now
He has better communication skills than anyone I’ve met in real life, like hot damn
And like, you don’t even realize how good they are until you rewatch the movies, but once you notice them like-
holy shit
like this man knows what he’s feeling and what his emotions are so well, and just says what he’s feeling. And what makes it stand out so much is that he doesn’t just do it with positive emotions, emotions where it’s easier to express them. He does it with the negative emotions too, the ones people hate to express and/or have a really hard time expressing.
Doubts? Voices them. Anger? You will know when and why he is angry. Uncomfortable? If it wasn’t your problem before, it is now.
ZERO miscommunications with this man and his emotions
and honestly, I love him for that
okay but dark urge and Shadowheart romance and friendship is just so sweet to me and not talked about enough
like look at those two traumatized amnesiac murder babies!! look at them recovering and becoming better than what their gods made them!! look at them!! they’re holding hands!! and defying the gods!! look at them!! good for them!!
i believe in the inherent goodness of people
Thinking about how Odysseus carved the wedding bed out of an olive tree, which means the bed is rooted in the ground.
Thinking about the line “You don’t think I know my own palace? I built it!”.
Thinking about the fact that Odysseus built his entire palace around that olive tree, his and Penelope’s wedding bed, a symbol of their love.
Odysseus’ world is literally built around his love for Penelope.
…..i’m not crying, i just have an odypen in my eye.
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
You know how like squidward hates spongebob right? or acts like it at least
And how in that one spongebob episode when the dude yelled at Spongbob for delivering the pizza late and Squidward basically beat his ass?
hear me out hear me out
The tf2 mercs but with eachother. Theyll yell at eachother and fight and what not but as soon as someone else tries doing that? You better run for the hills
Out of Touch
here's some text posts that remind me of tf2 mercs part one for now because i'm eepy
rebl > likes
links to original posts under cut
NUH UH (spiderman across the spider verse spoilers (?)) payphone mic so hear me out... you did WHAT
Ladies, Sirs, whatever you may perfer,
May I present to you: The Jedtavius personal space timeline
Normal amount of space between two adversaries/rivals.
2. Normal amount of space between two friends (Octavius still counts as a 'people' to Jed's aversion to contact/personal space)
3. Normal amount of space between two friends (Octavius no longer counts as a 'people' to Jed's aversion to contact/personal space)
4. Your personal space, is my personal space
my current dark urge is a half-elf bard named fern and they’re just,,
romancing wyll
spent majority of act 1 shoving astarion whenever he said something witty then kills anyone else who does it
freaking out whenever shadowheart or wyll gets downed
usually gives the pretty items to shadowheart or wyll
looks vaguely amused by everything
constantly bloody
continuously says “first in my heart” whenever talking to wyll or gale
minsc and boo are their new best friends (sorry gale)
is currently hoarding clown parts
despite having viscous mockery, barely uses it and always gets cursed by it
i think they’d be an anxious squirrel if they were an animal