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6 months ago

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

1 year ago

I feel like we don’t appreciate Jed’s phenomenal communication skills enough

like, he has absolutely no issue going “when you do this, it makes me feel like this, and I don’t like it” and I think that’s freaking fantastic

he clearly communicates his boundaries, and not only sets them but explains why he has them and how it makes him feel when they’re violated

like, he doesn’t have to do that, but he does

he is so in tune with his emotions and literally has no issue communicating them

and especially considering he’s a guy (and a guy from the Wild West at that) and he’s still so in tune with his feelings and has no issue expressing and communicating them healthily?

Someone give this cowboy a reward right fuckin now

He has better communication skills than anyone I’ve met in real life, like hot damn

And like, you don’t even realize how good they are until you rewatch the movies, but once you notice them like-

holy shit

like this man knows what he’s feeling and what his emotions are so well, and just says what he’s feeling. And what makes it stand out so much is that he doesn’t just do it with positive emotions, emotions where it’s easier to express them. He does it with the negative emotions too, the ones people hate to express and/or have a really hard time expressing.

Doubts? Voices them. Anger? You will know when and why he is angry. Uncomfortable? If it wasn’t your problem before, it is now.

ZERO miscommunications with this man and his emotions

and honestly, I love him for that

1 year ago

okay but dark urge and Shadowheart romance and friendship is just so sweet to me and not talked about enough

like look at those two traumatized amnesiac murder babies!! look at them recovering and becoming better than what their gods made them!! look at them!! they’re holding hands!! and defying the gods!! look at them!! good for them!!


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6 months ago

i believe in the inherent goodness of people

I Believe In The Inherent Goodness Of People
4 months ago

Thinking about how Odysseus carved the wedding bed out of an olive tree, which means the bed is rooted in the ground.

Thinking about the line “You don’t think I know my own palace? I built it!”.

Thinking about the fact that Odysseus built his entire palace around that olive tree, his and Penelope’s wedding bed, a symbol of their love.

Odysseus’ world is literally built around his love for Penelope.

…..i’m not crying, i just have an odypen in my eye.

2 years ago

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

You know how like squidward hates spongebob right? or acts like it at least

And how in that one spongebob episode when the dude yelled at Spongbob for delivering the pizza late and Squidward basically beat his ass?

hear me out hear me out

The tf2 mercs but with eachother. Theyll yell at eachother and fight and what not but as soon as someone else tries doing that? You better run for the hills

2 months ago

Out of Touch

1 year ago
Here's Some Text Posts That Remind Me Of Tf2 Mercs Part One For Now Because I'm Eepy
Here's Some Text Posts That Remind Me Of Tf2 Mercs Part One For Now Because I'm Eepy
Here's Some Text Posts That Remind Me Of Tf2 Mercs Part One For Now Because I'm Eepy
Here's Some Text Posts That Remind Me Of Tf2 Mercs Part One For Now Because I'm Eepy

here's some text posts that remind me of tf2 mercs part one for now because i'm eepy

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NUH UH (spiderman across the spider verse spoilers (?)) payphone mic so hear me out... you did WHAT

1 year ago

Ladies, Sirs, whatever you may perfer,

May I present to you: The Jedtavius personal space timeline

Ladies, Sirs, Whatever You May Perfer,

Normal amount of space between two adversaries/rivals.

Ladies, Sirs, Whatever You May Perfer,

2. Normal amount of space between two friends (Octavius still counts as a 'people' to Jed's aversion to contact/personal space)

Ladies, Sirs, Whatever You May Perfer,

3. Normal amount of space between two friends (Octavius no longer counts as a 'people' to Jed's aversion to contact/personal space)

Ladies, Sirs, Whatever You May Perfer,

4. Your personal space, is my personal space

1 year ago

my current dark urge is a half-elf bard named fern and they’re just,,

romancing wyll

spent majority of act 1 shoving astarion whenever he said something witty then kills anyone else who does it

freaking out whenever shadowheart or wyll gets downed

usually gives the pretty items to shadowheart or wyll

looks vaguely amused by everything

constantly bloody

continuously says “first in my heart” whenever talking to wyll or gale

minsc and boo are their new best friends (sorry gale)

is currently hoarding clown parts

despite having viscous mockery, barely uses it and always gets cursed by it

i think they’d be an anxious squirrel if they were an animal

My Current Dark Urge Is A Half-elf Bard Named Fern And They’re Just,,
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