Every Time One Of My Friends Explains Something About Plurality To Me I Have To Fight The Urge To Ask

In the animal kingdom, humans are viewed like witches/warlocks: they MIGHT help you benevolently in your time of need, or they might eat you alive, or they might save you but keep you forever. So you know just how serious things are when they say to you, "Go get a human."

i love your dog

oh thank you! he ran away and got sent to the pound and my family couldn't pay to get him out 🥲 but thanks

all of the jenna x male reader writers and requesters are all porn rotted men and it’s obvious. we can tell. it’s always the no prep, barely any foreplay, unprotected sex, that gives it away 😟💀‼️

what kills me more is that there are MEN requesting and writing fanfics 😭 like why don’t you go build a house or what else lol she’s not calling you daddy creepy weirdo

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Y'all I don't actually think I'll ever recover from isha's OR jinx's death (whether it was death or not) the fact that I stopped caring for vi or caitlyn- pls don't hate me- after their little fall out and the only people I cared about was isha and jinx, and they had the worst ending??? Just kill me now

And brother there's no place like home

Babe go to sleep!

Poll bitches.

ignorsz tje garramar/wrotnign, its 4;30 am.

i habent slept in 3 daus