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HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER | 1.22 "Come On" HOW I MET YOUR FATHER | 2.20 "Okay Fine, It's a Hurricane"

This is literally the best thing I read about Barbie movie! And it's shocking how people still can't grasp these thoughts after watching the movie cause it was very clearly shown??!!

What About The Kens?

I'm already seeing guys complain about the Barbie movie end, how they wanted Kens to be equal in Barbieland but were only given a small part on the Cabinet.

That's the point.

You're meant to feel bad for the Kens. Believe me, women aren't partying over the 'Returns to Matriarch' ending. Some will be, but the ones who also clocked the meaning behind it won't. Most women will also feel bad for Kens. Because it's an exact parallel to how women are treated in reality.

Men, you're meant to be upset. You're meant to question it. Because you're meant to feel it, and feel what that is like, so you can finally understand women. You're upset at seeing it in a movie, now imagine living it in reality. That's being a woman.

Kens were shit on so you could feel what it was like for women this entire time. Kens were being used as a placement so you could see yourself in a woman's shoes. A world dominated by the opposite sex. When Ken leaves, and sees male presidents (All men) for the first time, men being doctors and lawyers, etc, realising he is more than just a prop for Barbie, that was on purpose. Because that is the feeling that Barbie gave to women. It's why you cheer for him at first before he goes a little overboard.

It's exactly why the real world was an exaggerated Partriarchy and Barbieland an exaggerated Matriarchy. Neither wins. Neither is equal. None of them change for the better. It's why you should want women in the real world to be respected, and Kens in Barbieland to be respected.

The thing is, women also didn't win. Not in the real world. In Barbieland, yes, but not anywhere else. The real world didn't change. But you didn't notice, did you? That Gloria (The mother that helped Barbie) also didn't get a position on the Mattel board? It was still all men? Her idea was ignored until it made a profit, and the men will likely get the credit? She'll still just be the receptionist? The women representing the real world didn't get anymore opportunities, neither did the men in Barbieland.

I was hoping that Gloria would be offered a position on the board, and that the Barbie Cabinet would introduce another entire Cabinet to represent the Kens, but neither happened. They're complete mirrors.

But which one did you actually notice? Which did you actually care about? Now tell me again the ending was unfair. Because it was. For both parties. That's the point.

The difference is, Barbieland is fictional. You will walk out of the theatre with the reassurance that at least it's not real. Women won't. Women can't. Companies not giving women equal opportunities or voices isn't fictional, and that was just one example. There are no women presidents (USA at least) for us to go look at in the real world. We don't have somewhere to go to realise it could be different for us like Ken did. Barbie and make believe is all we had when we were kids, or even now.

You're supposed to be mad, just not at the movie.

@one-time-i-dreamt petition for you to join threads

So true!! I really wasn't expecting it to be good but by the end I'm really excited for season 2!

The HIMYF finale is awesome. It takes you on a roller coaster of emotions no matter WHO you are, but if you are a fan of HIMYM, it's really something special.

I love how the show waited to establish itself before it really went hard on the nostalgic references. That way you're getting something out of the show even if you didn't watch its predecessor, and it also feels like a nice payoff, a little treat, for riding the new wave.

It also establishes its first runners and puzzle clues and I've been craving that all season. It's really found its groove!

Can't wait for Season 2!

Things like these make me wanna live another day.

Remember this viral post? Wanda and Jamal and her husband Lonnie are the most wholesome people, this story brought tears to my eyes originally and I am crying once more learning from Jamal's social media that Lonnie has sadly passed away.

Rest in Peace, Lonnie :(

It was really noice to see Andy also evolve as an actor over the course of these 8 years. I guess his acting reached its peak with those heart eyes and that sweet smile when he sees Mac pulling up! That was it for me. 🥺🥺🥺❤❤

okay but like ur actually trying to tell me that justin fucking beiber beat harry styles, olivia rodrigo, and taylor swift for best pop and beat olivia rodrigo and taylor swift for ARTIST OF THE YEAR??

no absolutely not we’re better than this as a society

Heyo.

Because you are into Marvel, I was wondering if I could share/tag you in this Loki song I wrote? And if you have any type of creative stuff such as art or fics, we could have a look/share? ^_^

Yess I would love to hear the song! And I wish I had some creative stuff but I don't do anything like that :( but I enjoy looking at creative stuffs so please tag me in them ^_^

More Beautiful After Being Broken

I would like to say one thing to the Loki Fandom:

This show is Tom's baby. Yes, many other creators collaborated to make it happen, but if you think for a second the whole thing doesn't rest in his ridiculously handsome hands, you're wrong. He's the title character. The one, the biggest, the brightest Loki. If not for him, this show would not exist.

I say again, this show is his baby. It's his ART.

Remember that when you're publicly shitting on it.

Remember his dedication to the character, and to the Fandom. Remember that playing Loki is a labor of love for him. Remember that acting is his passion.

If you've ever had a passion--created art, or built things, or designed anything--you can put yourself in Tom's (and the other creators') shoes.

How does it feel when somebody nitpicks something you created from your heart and soul? How would it feel if they straight up shit on it, and on you for creating it?

How would you feel if you also had deep affection and appreciation for the people who were shitting on it? How would you feel if you were hoping to please them with your authentic, heartfelt creation--because you and they share a love and passion for the same thing--and they responded with scorn and vitriol, and refused to see the value of what you created, simply because it wasnt exactly what they were hoping for?

Critique is one thing. Constructive criticisms, sure. But damn, you guys are being straight up nasty.

Seriously, people. This is shameful. You can do better.

Hate me in the comments if u like. I said what I said.

i've been seeing all these posts about the vest and how nat wore it in infinity war and how cute it was when yelena got excited about the pockets and all of that is brilliant and wonderful and should be discussed.

however

i can't get over the vest being the first thing yelena bought for herself. how, in the scene where she shows it to nat, nat is clearly underwhelmed by it. it's just a vest. but then yelena explains why it's so important, and then natasha says it's cool. and yelena says, "i knew you thought it was cool", which as a little sister myself, am almost certain translates to "big sister approves of my vest, time to rejoice". and it strikes to the core of yelena's feelings that their family was real and nat really is her big sister and she just wants her big sister to like the vest she bought because it's the first thing that's ever truly been hers, both physically but also as something she chose. her childhood was fake (as natasha keeps insisting) so all yelena has is this vest and the opinion of her not-sister who she still thinks the world of.

and then

at the end of the film, yelena gives natasha the vest. and i truly believe that she's able to do this, to part with her symbol of freedom and autonomy, because she's healed. her family was real, it was real to every member of it. and the red room, the organization that took her mind and personhood from her, is finally destroyed.

yelena looks at her big sister who says she's her big sister, who is insisting that she's going to face this next threat alone, and she's like, "this is a person in need of a cool vest". but maybe she's also like, "this is a way to prevent her from forgetting me again". but also maybe she's really like, "my big sister might need a reminder of her own autonomy, but also that she has a someone who always has her back."

yelena doesn't need the vest anymore, because she can be sure that she's her own person without it. and natasha's been her own person for a while now, and so the vest becomes something different. it's yelena saying that she has nat's back. it's a reminder of family. and it's given casually and effortlessly, because that's how we love when we love unconditionally.

Here’s why we love Yelena

No, I don’t think Yelena took over Natasha in her own film. Not at all.

Yelena wouldn’t exist without Natasha. Yelena is Natasha’s little sister. Most of Yelena’s actions in the film, are connected to Natasha, in some way. Yelena’s storyline in the film is so intricately connected to Natasha, you can’t really make a comment about Yelena without referencing Natasha.

At the beginning of the film, Yelena got the antidote- and sent it to Natasha.

Yelena proudly shows off the first purchase she made for herself- and she gifts it to Natasha.

Yelena killed Draykov and almost sacrificed herself- for Natasha.

Yelena tries her first superhero pose- to copy/make fun of Natasha.

Yelena eventually gets a dog- and names it after Natasha (’s alias, Fanny Longbottom).

Yelena does take on part of Natasha’s role in this film though.

Natasha has always been our guide through Marvel films. Whenever Natasha is in a film, she’s the one guiding the audience through it’s events. From the sidelines, of course, because Marvel has been sexist for years. We’ve talked about this here. Extensively. What Yelena does for the Black Widow movie, is that she is the relatable character. She guides us through the movie, and we relate to her.

Yelena is us, guys. Yelena is the little girl who grew up looking up to Natasha. Natasha Romanoff, is Yelena’s hero. Yelena is a new generation of women who grew up looking up to Natasha Romanoff, and who love her with all their goddamn hearts. 

I mean, Look at Her Posing as Natasha Romanoff

What Yelena gave us, is a gift. 

She gave our love to Natasha on screen! She gave her her favourite vest (with all the pockets). She gave her the shared trauma, that all of us women, face, and she showed her that she’s not alone. That she’s never been alone. 

Natasha has the wisdom of the women that came before her (Melina), the love of the mother who never gave up on her (and I so love that they didn’t give a shit about the name of her father by the way. This movie has said Fuck You to Endgame and the Avengers in every possible way). Natasha has that invincible goodness that is herself, the heart that she never loses, and she has us, all the women who look at her, and see a piece of ourselves, our pain, looking back.

Yelena also gifted us with finally saying a proper goodbye to Natasha. 

Natasha Romanoff is our hero, and she deserved to walk into the sunset, as she did, and fly off to new adventures, as she did. With a smile on her face, with the love of 2 families in her heart, and with the gratitude of millions of women on her shoulders. 

I can never thank the makers of this film, and Scarlett Johansson, enough. Never.

Our Loki, witnessing his variants being so extra and causing mayhem

This has the same energy as the embarrassed Bruce watching his younger version happily smashing literally everything

Poor traumatised babies! ❤️

the tva found classic loki bc he “got lonely” and decided to reunite with thor. before he even made it off the planet, he was arrested. loki and sylvie created a nexus event on lamentis when they found comfort in each other in the face of almost certain death. i’m convinced that the nexus events (concerning loki) are because they decide they don’t deserve to be alone, and are worthy of companionship. they go against the role of “misunderstood and isolated villain” that the timekeepers/sacred timeline expects them to fill, and are punished for it

So i hear you like snakes. How do you feel about hognose snakes? Ever heard of them?

Yes, they are fun and adorable and silly

So Phase 4 is basically just traumatized characters getting the therapy they desperately deserve.

2012 LOKI HAD NO IDEA THAT HE WAS LOVED AND CHERISHED BY HIS MOTHER, FATHER AND BROTHER.

HE HAD NO IDEA.

ALL HE WANTED WAS TO BE LOVED.

ALL HE WANTED WAS TO BELONG.

NOW HE FINALLY GETS TO SEE THAT HIS MOTHER ALWAYS LOVES HIM

HIS FATHER ALWAYS LOVED HIM

AND THOR, HIS BROTHER, THE ONE HE WAS ALWAYS COMPARED TO, LOVED HIM AND THOUGHT THE FUCKING WORLD OF HIM.

HE FINALLY LEARNS THIS, EVERYTHING HE'S EVER WANTED, ONLY TO REALIZE HE CAN NEVER GO BACK AND NEVER GET THE CHANCE TO SEE IT FOR REAL--

When Olivia said ‘I’m not cool and I’m not smart, and I can’t even parallel park’ I felt that.

hope ur ok, olivia rodrigo // @fairycosmos via tumblr // seven, taylor swift // hozier via twitter // p.s. i still love you, jenny han // enough for you, olivia rodrigo // @grocerycores via tumblr // @frenchtoastlesbian via tumblr // hope ur ok, olivia rodrigo

today we really got fed really REALLY well,, i mean we got:

anthony, elizabeth and kathryn showing up at the mtv movie awards

anthony winning for best hero

anthony and sebastian winning for best duo

anthony mentioning tom in his speech

elizabeth winning for best performance in a show

elizabeth and kathryn winning for best fight

kathryn winning for best villain

wandavision winning best show!

scarlett winning the generation award

a brand new loki scene

a brand new black widow scene

all within a DAY?!?!!?

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Okay can someone please help me understand WHAT HAPPENED TO VISION? I mean we saw white vision (which was made of original vision's solid vibranium body) then we saw the talk between 2 vision's and we got our original vision's memories back (white vision becoming real vision With vibranium body) then in the end when hex got demolished we saw vision vanishing????? I mean shouldn't there be a physical lifeless body of SOLID vibranium?? Like in infinity war even when the energy source was destroyed we still saw the body. But here, when hex got over, vision's energy source was also over but we could still have that solid vibranium right??? BUT IT WAS VANISHED????? I'm really confused on this one

Parenting.

hallbeck.com

narrator: she was not fine

Reblog if your sexual orientation is Victoria Pedretti’s smile.

“fuck you my child is completely fine” 

your child’s comfort show is about a woman trying to escape her comp het past and a gardener with anger issues who look after two creepy children in a haunted manor and just when you think they’re going to be happy one of them dies

“fuck you my child is completely fine” your child’s comfort show is about a haunted house and even though it makes them cry hysterically every single time they continue to rewatch it anyway

thinking about how dani loathed edmund haunting her but all jamie wanted was dani to haunt her

can’t believe i am once again watching a scary show for the lesbian content.

why am i like this?

why am i doing this?

who am i?

i’m a fucking clown